Nah, I was over him years ago. Plus he's a massive alcoholic and hasn't aged well.
Alt. Dunno who that is soz.
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards.

Altalt. What does the room look like, what are the options for escape?
I would't like to be stuck in a room with a rotting dead bear.
What kind of bear?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I expect there is a certain kind of 'bear' you wouldn't run away from.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

A koala?
Is it a koala? I think its a koala
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)

That's a marsupial!
STUPID SPORTSCROW
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

koala BEAR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

KOALA BEAR IS NO GOOD FOR RIDING
TOO SMALL FOR WARRIOR TO SIT, TOO LAZY, UNAGGRESSIVE, ALSO NOT REAL BEAR.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)

OK 4602ski

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

What bears can we ride then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

That one off British Bake Off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

BLACK BEAR, BROWN BEAR ACCEPTABLE
GRIZZLY BEAR EXCELLENT SHOCK BEAR BUT HAS HABIT OF EATING RIDER
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Polar?
I wanted to use a Kodiac
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I'm taking a Cannon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I'm taking a Bishop

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Im taking a shit

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

It's all about the poo gathering with you lot, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)

POLAR BEAR CAMOUFLAGED
BEAR CAVALRY NOT STEALTH UNIT. STEALTH FOR GIRLY MEN.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

This is the best "thing" this week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I'm surprised this has not yet appeared...

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I'm not, but then I've no idea what that is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)

That is awesome.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:02, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)

hahahaaha
but I want to use it for desert warfare
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Vicious they are.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

aren't they stoned on eucalyptus about 23 hours a day?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)

No, thats tangles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)

We hollow out the trunks to make didgeridoos as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Tetchy for that other hour

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Nice tripsdubdubs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

nice trip trips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Dunt count

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

why not?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I believe it's the end numbers that count in this silliness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)

We don't make the rules, we just play the game

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Trip-dub-dubs check 'em

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)

well played

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Depends. A lot of "bears" are just ugly fat gays with no prospects.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

^BEAR^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

^ BITCH

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

^CHEEKY CHUTNEY^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

*plays vaudeville tune*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

my gay client assures me he's an otter
I love this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)

'otter than what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)

That's just a skinny bear.
I myself don't really group myself in this weird gay animal category.
It's a bit strange. They live it like a lifestyle.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Fucking furries

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)

SKINNY BEAR NO GOOD IN COMBAT

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

A big hairy gay man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)

NO YOUN AR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

your first love was Battered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)