Cow's in the house
Evening all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:30, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Get out of my house.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Is your house still underwater?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Nope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Did you have proper troubles though?
You mentioned a while ago that your island thingy was close to being flooded
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I was there on Sunday. It was fine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Thats OK then
I love Oxford. Had some cracking times down there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)

I had a superb weekend. Did me a great deal of good.
Apart from the massive cut on my left knee I gained from falling over.

(I may have tried a beverage or twenty by this point).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)

My mate Mark did a PhD there
We used to go down for 3-4 days on the piss there. Quality
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Oxford has a lot of pubs, but The Fir Tree is the best of the lot.
1. Students tend not to go there.
2. They serve Stowford Press cider.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)

I cant remember the name of the one we always went in.
It was down a small alley near the round library, near that bridge thingy

Ceiling height was about 5' 10" which was fine for the first 4 pints, but then got a bit more dangerous as the night went on for me as I could only stand up properly between the rafters. My mate Sheila, who was always with me, is about 5' 0" so we sent her to the bar instead
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

The turf.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Thats the one!
\o/

We also went drinking in Cowley but I cant remember the names of any of the pubs there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)

There was talk about me having a drink with a stranger.
Stupid weird village island.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Fire up the wicker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)

The Wickle Man

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)

They said "why were you drinking with a middle aged midget?"
And I said it was part of my community service.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Someone on the train had seen me in The Punter
said 'Excuse me, we haven't met, but why were you spending your Sunday with some ginger prick with a gay dog?'

I said it was part of my community service.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)

I didn't even know my dog had been to Oxford

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

More of a Brighton frequenter.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Ha.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)

It was touch and go for a week or so, but all Ok now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)

You kids and your rapping.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:47, Reply)

p
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

raing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

raping

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Oh I get it now ho ho ho

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)

serious sexual assaults are funny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)

IT ISNT RAPE IF I DUNNO LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:00, Reply)

I SHOUTED 'SURPRISE'!!!*!!
LOL
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Get into my car.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2226154
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)

My phone is still playing funny cunts
I am not happy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Well, given you're an unfunny cunt there were always bound to be compatibility issues.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)

ha!
Unfortunately its the only thing is recent times that keeps flashing me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Sorry. My post was unfair.
on your phone.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Micro tonight?
Whats cooking?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Micro tomorrow morning, then all weekend from Saturday morning.
Sweet & spicy chicken with noodles. Yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Good stuff
I'm pleased to see you are getting good access still, despiter anything else going on.

We went plain old school and had chicken breasts in breadcrumbs as chicken burgers. Kids fucking loved them and ate the lot, both of them. Practically unheard of to have two empty plates

Mrs Cow is on cooking tomorrow then I'll do a risotto Saturday and a roast Sunday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Good food work. What sort of risotto? I like a chicken, asparagus & goats cheese one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

I've been doing a chicken and nommy chorizo one
with griddled courgettes and peppers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Griddled courgettes are ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)

I'm planting some seeds on Saturday to try and grow my own

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:05, Reply)

I've grown them before.
First attempt was shit; leaf mould ruined them. Second attempt; successful.

Plus: flowers to eat. Yum.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Thats the plan
I've tasked my parents with buying unusual seeds for me to grow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Kids want purple carrots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Paint some ordinary ones with red diesel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)

That's a nice thing for retired people to do - they'll love doing that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)

I wish they'd help out more with the bloody kids though
Paying a childminder to look after the boy 4 days a week when they live round the corner really gets on your nerves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Depends on their age & competency.
My ex MIL is 70 and has early stage memory problems - no way is she allowed to look after micro.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Both going strong and fully competant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Oh goats cheese
I want some now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)

is that like flappy bird?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Even worse
I know that seems impossible
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Alright.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Doc!
Long time no see
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Work stuff.
Chill time still Monday now \0/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Sounds rather good to me
I have my appraisal/1-2-1 tomorrow. That should be fun...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:51, Reply)

you still owe me a pint

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)

and should I be in York, I will actually turn up and buy you one!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)

YES!!!!*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Good luck.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)