Serious
I did want to be an actor, but then I met lots of actors (mid level rep ones) and they were without exception a bunch of half witted self absorbed cunts.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You weren't self-absorbed enough then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

as crazy as it sounds
I had the cunt bit down pat though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Don't forget half-witted

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)

*is that half witted that he forgot*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

The missus tried itfor years.
Months without work,
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

yeah she was on the game though so the pennies kept rolling in for the pimp doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

as a kid, i desperately wanted to be an actor
now, if there is one thing I have learned from writing shitcom scripts, it is that I really really really cannot act for shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Unless the script called for....
....a fucking idiot!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Separate beds on this break of yours then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

separate breaks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Horrible on the internet, lovely in real life, thats the rule
i just made up
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

COULD BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF BREAK, IF HE KEEPS CALLING ME A FUCKING IDIOT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Do a new thread please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)