I quite like ol Pistols Pistorious
Credit for him pulling the ol cripple card from the outset... I was on my stumps and felt vulnerable so I fired blindly through a door just in case.

Speaking with a saffer over Christmas who reckons the plod fucked up the crime scene so much that he will probably get away with it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What crime scene?
He said he fired the gun.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

The crime scene where a person was killed
Just because he said he fired the gun it doesn't stop it being the scene of a crime.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

What is it's relevence?
She's dead. He fired the gun. Where the cartridges landed is immaterial.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

I am clearly not a forensics expert
but I would think that any evidence that the scene wasn't correctly dealt with would give the defence an opportunity to question the prosecutions line of attack.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

"I fired the gun"
"you fired the gun?"
"yes"

You haven't got to be Perry Mason. They have to prove he knew it was her. That's the tricky bit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Don't stop him, this is turning out really well

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Yeah I think he will too. He is emotionless about the whole thing.
His lawyer is good too, discounting the screams.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Dont use the toilet
of Oscar Pistorius
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

*golf claps*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Reeva Steenkamp didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the silence of the limbs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

The exit from the internet is to your left.
Please use it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)

What's got 2 legs and kills women?

The Pistorius brothers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)

His older brother Ray is also renowned for being one of South Africa's most notorious sex offenders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)

hahaha!
Nicely done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:41, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)