Being a cunt I sometimes sneak items into other peoples trollies
KY and noddys being a favourite double act
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I imagine this working well with geriatric women.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

My personal fav
Is finding the single dad with child
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

* checks trolley *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

whilst packing my bags at the supermarket, with "friends" unpacking the trolley I found myself holding some lube and a man's thong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

that's good
I assume we all play the conveyor belt divider game? Where we deliberately leave the divider thing where it is, and wait to see the reaction of the customer behind us.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Sometimes I like to curl one out between my shopping and see if they try and scan it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

"unexpected item in bagging area"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

tea+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

hehehe
I did this last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

i don't understand...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Many shoppers are literally terrified that there may be a mix-up between their items and the person in front or behind's
If you don't place the divider behind your shopping, the tension is palpable, until finally they crack and have to place it there themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)

THE HORROR!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Im the first to place dividers on both sides of my shopping. even with 2 items.
I mainly use the self service thingies though as Im terribly antisocial when it comes to the great unwashed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I used to occasionally frequent an old-fashioned Open All Hours type shop in the North of England
The protocol was to stand at the counter, listing the items you required, then the shopkeeper would dash around the shop fetching them for you.
It was all rather quaint.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)

last time Is aw one of them was Beamish.
It was a bit like that in my stoner days at the late night garage. eventually we wrote him a list.
Good relationship with that garage dude. We were very happy for our munch. Wrote him a christmas card and everything
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)

hahaha
Havent done for a while... may have to start again.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Chompy's ex was particularly scared of this, it seems:
5.9.83.79/talk/7636497
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)

girl^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Phwor

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)

You laugh, but I got to have sweaty internet sex with manolith

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Cor!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)