It's a beautiful day, I don't have a hangover, all my domestic chores are done.
What could possibly go wrong on a day like this? Oh yeah, you cunts whinging about trivia. OK B3TA, lets have a contest for the biggest rant/whinge about the most trivial thing and see who gets the 'Abloobloobloo' award for today.
Alt: Malaysian airlines plane crash - two people were on it with stolen passports - terrorists? Give us your unfounded wild speculation - after all, the fucking media are.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:19, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning, just having a brew in nice weather.
Happy :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Did you sleep with Lenny Henry last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)

?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Did you not stay in a Lenny endorsed hotel this weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Are you talking about adozer?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

travelodge prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

FFS I WILL SAY IT SLOWLY....
DID.....YOU....STAY....AT.....A......PREMIER......INN.......,THE.......HOTEL....CHAIN.....THAT....LENNY.....HENRY.....IS....IN...THE.....ADVERTS....FOR?

Can you believe this chap is a doctor? Jesus.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

he's thicker than Jason and Chimpy combined

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)

No. I haven't seen the ad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

So if you had seen the advert you would have let Lenny bum you.
Glad we cleared that up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

You can't beat a bit of black.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I don't see how you can lose a plane.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

woke up at 7:20 despite wanting a lot more sleep
Bloody internal alarm clock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

BOLLOCKHEAD HEAD LIKE A FUCKING BOLLOCK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^A well thought-out, reasoned and relevant addition to the thread right here^
Thank you for your input.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

YES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Now don't go playing with any mis-labelled poisons or unguarded power tools today.
I'd hate you to get dead in some accidental way.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

like a blond bloodhound

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Bollockhead is still a great insult.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

It is rather lovely, isn't it?
Going to go out somewhere, I reckon
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I had coffees and dippy egg outside in my garden
Later, rugby!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I'm a tell ya this we're here for the boiled egg, give it up dippy egg, yo people
Original granary bread
 sliced up as even strips
Dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy-dippy egg

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

captain placid likes PTHC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I have a joyous day of filling out job applications.
Only the print out of the job and person spec for one of them has 'disappeared' and I can't get onto the company website to look it up as it's down for maintenance. Fucksocks. Looks like Monday evening will be spent finishing that particular one off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Afternoon DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Alright Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Not bad. Glorious day, pub later and rugby on the telly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Not fond of rugby myself.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Why not watch it anyway, and moan and whinge all the way through it because you don't like it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Got the footy on.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Afternoon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Doc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

^ Lenny lover.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

He'll get a hold on you, believe it....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)

He's like no other.
To his patients he is their GP.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)

or......."He'll touch your arse but you won't feel it"....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)

He likes the bumming
In a room with Lenny Hen-n-reeeeee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)