Any suggestions?
How can I hide a large dog in my house without housemates or landlord seeing it?

I was thinking of wallpapering it and getting it to sit very still.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, 18 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

nail a plank of wood to its head
and call it table
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, Reply)

put a lamp shade on its head
and call it a novelty clockwork item.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Hide it at my house!
They'll never see it!

*note to self - operation GetDog in progress*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:44, Reply)

decorate your house
so it is the same colour/pattern as the dog
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Tell them it's a very large hamster.
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, Reply)

How
big a dog are we talking here?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:57, Reply)

It will be mahoosive in about 8/9 months time.
It's a husky in puppy form at the moment.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Erm.
on it's white tummy, paint an orange bit so it looks like he's a natural stone burning fire?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:01, Reply)

^
Not bad. I could then throw scraps onto the 'fire' as a way of feeding it.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:03, Reply)

If you've got a means of keeping an animal in suspended animation
you can open it up and hide it in the fridge. When someone looks inside, just tell them you've stocked up on lots of meat.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Get a horse

no one will notice the dog.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:37, Reply)

^ ^
You could even hide the dog inside the horse.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Beware Oneinthepink

bearing gifts.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:41, Reply)

I might just move house.
.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:48, Reply)

Don't forget your horse

Yopu don't want the area to look like 1980s Dublin.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:49, Reply)

can the dog talk
or do anything particularly un-doglike ?
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 17:14, Reply)

1980's Dublin
Present day finglas and Ballymun in Dublin you mean! ;-O
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 17:59, Reply)