This iis the sort of thread you can really get your teeth into.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright SBT.
How's the fingers-up-bumholes and referring to A&E needlessly trade going?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Alrright.
Good thanks. Killed anyone lately?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I haven't killed anyone this year yet.
This time last year I had THREE.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Shoddy work
How'd you get rid of those three?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

As I recall, overwhelming sepsis, massive pulmonary embolism and Being Old And Knackered With Cancer But Getting Referred By Oncologist Cunts Anyway.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

you have a right laugh there don't you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

At least one of those was in their 30's with young children :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I'm sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Not as sorry as I was, going in with the consultant to have That Conversation.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Or the one with the parents of the 17 year old lad who'd had an inexplicable out-of-hpospital arrest..
..to tell them that he was likely to be severely brain-damaged thanks to hypoxia.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Turned out HE didn't though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

I am totes going to take the dog out for a walk now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)

DONT KILL IT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah, I've got the funeral of one of those to attend next week

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

JOY THREAD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Luckily it was one of my wife's friends, not mine :)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

So you killed her to stop her talking eh
good thinking there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

is this because you don't have any?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Alright Doc
I have a pain in my left knee, on the outside just below my kneecap. It fucking hurts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

You're going to need to lie down on this couch with your pants off and your knees drawn up to your chest.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Are you my dentist?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Pop your pants down please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Oh boy!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Quantum Leaps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Ignore these so-called "medical professionals"
Gaz me for some more 'natural' remedies
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Its like being burnt when I lean on it
but doesn't hurt at all sitting, walking, running
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Don't lean on it; ensure you are either sitting, walking or running at all times

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Stupid kids and their Lego

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

In that case you have probably bruised it then
due to the lack of soft tissue there it wouldn't show up that much.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Its been like that for weeks now though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Deadly knee cancer :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

knee way!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

In that case its knee aids
The type you get from spending hours on end sucking cock down the seafront
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Pistoriusitis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

As a sufferer of fucked knees
*disclaimer not a doctor*

It could be patellar tendinitis (jumpers knee)early stage wouldn't hurt until after exercise and would be tender to the touch.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Again, I can offer reasonable rates on a range of snake oils for this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

It makes no difference if I go running or not
Its really rather odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Wooaah, you're half way there

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Wooooaaah
Knee meniscus tear!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

hahaha!!
very good
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

too much Skyrim?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Get fucked
I dont play games
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

cause: running
cure: stop running
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Fuck that shit
I like running
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)