I got a burger from the butchers today, so I'm making it with
- Chollar Roll bun
- Red Onion
- Tomarto
- Plastic Cheese
- Lettus
- tomarto'n'chili-chutney
- some kind of mustardy pickle thing
- mayo
- the meat itself.

It'll be AWESOMe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:57, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I hate burgers with too much shit in them
Bun
Cheese
Bacon
Burger
Bun

possibly hot sauce of some kind
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Pickle m'shickle.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Not a fan of pickles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)

That's because they're Satan's cucumbers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

no no no
put it in the bin and start again:

falafels
tzatziki
feta cheese

WIN

or maybe

Portobello mushroom
blue cheese
chillis
pesto
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Yeah, what you've done there is make a vegetable sandwich, not a burger.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

yeah, where did i say it was a burger?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Didn't say you did, I was merely informing you that it wasn't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Er... that's not a burger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

i never said it was
I told him to put his sad little meatsack in the bin and start again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Terrible bullying of pickle fairy here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)

That's not food.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

What is it then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

MEAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Some sort of right-on vegetarian worthy hand-wringing nonsense.
Something to do with the Gaia theory and how really spiritual they are in Thailand, I suspect.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

No, thats melons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Pffft.
Boobs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Why not make your own burgers? Not exactly difficult.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)

this^
I've not done that for ages
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

He should grow his own lettus and tomarto too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)

^Can't spell.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)

^doesn't read Gonz posts^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)

They're one of my dauhter's fave things to make, along with pizza. Piss easy too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2234343
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I'm not sure the medical profession is the place for equal opportunity for retards.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)