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I has no time to post during the day :(
Dunno about lunch yet
MOAR NEWS AS IT HAPPENS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:47,
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\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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Shut up HH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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Hi honey!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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* blushes *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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Sorry I made you sleep in the wet patch last time.
I'll make it up to you. xx
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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I love it when you call me that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:20,
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There's no stigma(ta) in that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:23,
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+ Jew.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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I'll rise above it.
Might take me 3 days or so mind.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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Is this your thing now then eh?
Just lurk and wait for me to post so you can deliver this excellent witty and may I say knock-out punch line????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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You're not worth the effort.
Also: shut up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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Well you're certainly making one just for me
I feel deeply honoured
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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Where's my gin?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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Not down the cellar anymore, I've cleared it all out and have a dehumidifier down there now
My summer job is to tank the cellar and turn it into media room
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:59,
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So where is it then?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:07,
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I dont know in a storage box in one of the rooms I think, wifey did the cellar emptying last week
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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Get a grip HH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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actally there was a box down there witha bout 6 pairs of bike grips, so thats that box ticked
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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You do know about Sportscow ethnicity
Rupali's kitchen is where he probably has his second job
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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Didn't you get him very drunk one time?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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He often brags about his lunch time Peroni sessions
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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He's such a bud-bud ding-ding.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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WASSUP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Shattered and busy.
And I don't have tomorrow off like DG.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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You still bashing on the 22nd?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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yeah.
Off to Edinburgh the week before for a couple of days, let me know if you'd like a botdog hand delivered to the in laws.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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I can recommend a couple of good places to eat & booze if you'd like.
Are you going to meet up with The Mighty Badger when you're there. You should. Top chap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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I'm hoping there will be drinking opportunities
As at the moment I'll be there 2 days for one 3 hour meeting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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You MUST eat here. It's superb.
www.lescargotbleu.co.uk/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:28,
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* decides not to cook supper after all *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:46,
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Surely that would be l'escargot rouge?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:47,
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What, nothing at all for this?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:59,
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*Pours pint it was in reference to this advert*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTZCgsZGeA
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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I've got tomorrow afternoon off
Gonna play a little gig in the afternoon.
Alt: alright davvo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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Tomorrow I will spend the day with Micro. Haven't had any contact for a week, which is the longest since she was born.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:12,
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I went two nights without any sleep last week from the stress & only about 4 hours a night on other days.
I don't know how Boyce went through similar stuff for so long without ending up in a loony bin.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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He's managed to stay about from them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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Is he still getting to see little Riefenstahl?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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Yep. In to quite a regular pattern of access as I understand it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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That's got to give you some hope eh?
His ex was proper mental by all accounts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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Kitchen lol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:30,
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I really hope it doesn't get to that. I've seen the impact it had on him & his daughter, Not sure I'm as strong at coping as he was.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:29,
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It's so he can order two pints and two doubles at the bar without looking like a complete piss head
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:38,
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Following previous encounters with Stunned I can confirm this is 100% true.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:39,
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He's a ridiculous 8 foot tall lumux.
With a cowlick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:43,
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I've heard hes a gental giant, unless you're Barryfromeastenders that is
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:44,
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+i
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45,
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Fanks for that I wondered where I left it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:48,
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Liam asked for everything he got. The thieving little shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45,
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I met him as well. The little cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:50,
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I met him a couple of times before Stunnedgate.
Even more vain than Dozer. Had a track record of behaving like a shit - including one incident where he stole his mother's credit card and went on a weekend binge which cost her thousands.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:54,
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Ever thought of setting up your own business?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01,
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Sounds like it's worth thinking about. Plus you could do this outside of working hours.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:09,
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Now just a speed bump on the M25
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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I know, I know micros name but do you really want to let this lot know it and all?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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Whoops! Edited. Ta for pointing that out.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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SHUT UP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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About time you were offered something permanent with unlimited internet access
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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I'll let them know if I see them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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^ This ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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Whoops ment to ask how is Tourettes?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:44,
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Throw her a wave and blow her a kiss from me
have you two heard from Blousey at all?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:50,
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I liked Blousey she was alright
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:53,
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I concur with this statement
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:53,
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Agreed
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:09,
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Alright ballbags?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:48,
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\o/
alright Nakypoo?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:49,
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Yer, watching a F1 season preview
Wfh tomorrow, plus new cleaner is coming to sort out the house and iron my faackin shirts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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I hope she doesn't forget the one that you will be wearing at the time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:52,
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I'll be out, I don't like the small talk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:53,
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No doubt getting into more Fowl related mischief
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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Not unless Costa have built a pond by the fridges
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:56,
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In a Costa there is bound to be a swallow or two
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:57,
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^ this ^
Conversation with those below stairs should be avoided whenever possible.
I find this is made easier by employing illegal immigrants who don't speak English.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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If you like it, I'll remember for next time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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Never been called it, but love to cup it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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Undoubtably
I've sprayed otravine too far up my nose and now my brain is burning a little
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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Evenin' all
I will be 'working' tomorrow. Had a long day today - up to Barrow in Furness and back to demonstrate a machine.
Alt: Tomorrow's lunch is likely to be some form of fast food. Help me choose between KFC, McD's or Burger King?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:58,
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^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:58,
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That still makes me laugh.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01,
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Me too.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01,
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me three
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:02,
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You should definitely go to KFC
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01,
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Take sandwiches.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01,
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Find a Wimpy.
Order a 'Bender in a Bun'
Tell the Internet
Be judged.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:06,
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Perfect time for Jayson to turn up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:07,
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Does Wimpy still exist?
Haven't seen one in ages - the Wimpy that is, there's benders everywhere.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:08,
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Did they not get the name from the cartoon Popeye?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:11,
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Shut up HH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:12,
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Did that once, never again I tell you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:13,
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Are you still in your interim job?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:14,
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Yes, I'm getting far to settled at it Nakers.
I really should be getting back on the horse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:16,
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