Alright slags
and B3th
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:07, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Woah we all thought you were dead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

thought hoped
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

That was the joke, you dick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

^tggi

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Shut up vag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Good morning, tangles - how are you?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

I'm great, thanks.
How are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I'm alright.
It's a beautiful day here.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

^ tggi

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

I was
Turns out I'm Lazarus. Not just any Lazarus, self-raising Lazarus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

In which case, you'd better have this:
youtu.be/3syHCPMJucM
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

3 she Had Chompys Penis Muck Just under cleavage Mound?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Well done

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

It took me a while to work out what the hell he was banging on about there
I thought it might be time for this crow to take a visit to the vet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Mr Foxtrot!
How are you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Not bad ta mate
How's 40 treating you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Fucking appallingly.
Work home balance back in line with the force?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Fucking hell!
DARTH!

*hugs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Alright Sporters :-)
How are you keeping, old boy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

All the better now sunshine!
What brings you back to these shores?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Hehe cheers :-)
Back at work now so the alternative is... you know... work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Excellent stuff
You feeling better?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Not really but I'm on SSP now
So it's either back to work or go back to pimpin'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Good stuff
You back on here for a while then?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Whenever I'm at work I'll try and get on
So today until 1pm then the same time on Friday.

You lucky bastards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

\o/
Genuinely happy now today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I'm not - he's back five minutes and all of a sudden everyone is boring on about cricket.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)

\0/
We could talk about reggae instead (Oh No)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Thanks mate
That's really nice of you. I won't tell the mods, promise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

good to hear it mate
just easing yourself back in...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Aye, phased return over 6 weeks
The Xbox is going to start feeling lonely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

you should never go back to a ex box
your current one gets jealous
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Hang on Rory is off for a week and DF returns
coincidence or Conspiracy ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Improvement, I'd say.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

You mean he's still alive?
I knew I should have got a receipt from that hitman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Not sure Pete Waterman was really the right man for the job?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Everyone knows he was abusive to Stock and Aitken

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Left too many broken hearts behind.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

hahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Morning, gimp features.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Morning mate
Y'reet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Aye, not bad fella, yourself?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Bearing up mate
When are you moving to Nottingham?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Interview Friday, see how that goes.
Otherwise, back to the drawing board, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

What's the job mate?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)

IT manager type job
Less said, the better, for now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Right you are
Well best of luck mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Morning DF
Nice to have you back. Hope you're alright?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Coping thank you mate
How are things up your end?

#fnarr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Excellent up this way old stick.
Hope you're back on a more permanent basis. We could do with the bodies on here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Just the man.
Are we really shit at T20, or are the Windies just a bit fucking special?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Column A - Column B

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

An awful lot of column A and a wee bit of column B.
I missed the 1st 20 mins and it was already all over. Fucking rubbish.

And you know what I really fucking hate? 3 wickets down, fuck all runs on the board, and pricks on the England bench laughing and joking.

YOU'RE PLAYING FOR YOUR COUNTRY YOU CUNTS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

It also doesn't help that Chris Gayle is a fucking monster.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)

True
But England's batting was a fucking joke. Allowing themselves to be dictated to by a couple of mediocre opening spinners is not acceptable.

As I say, I think the mental attitude is all wrong. These fuckers have forgotten that they're playing international sport for their country.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)

T20 is a fucking shit chav version of the sport
And should be laughed at as something of no consequence
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

The cricketing equivalent of the Psycho remake

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)

I'm going out on a limb here...
...but I quite enjoy watching T20. Fuck all use at it myself - I'm more of a Geoffrey Boycott - but it doesn't mean that I don't appreciate the skills involved.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Cant stand it personally
I understand the need for it from a financial point of view as it is more whizz bang, TBH I am not that keen on any limited overs. I like to watch the ebb and flow of 5 days.
Plus playing music for each boundary just No
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I love test matches.
I work from home, so I have TMS on the radio and Sky Sports on the telly. Perfect.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

matches icles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I heartily disagree
I really like it, has the potential to make the entire game into a highlight reel
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

well you are wrong

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

As is your face.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

well cha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)