hang on, you can't be a bacon jew-fail and then have a go at me for it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Of course I can.
I'm Jewish. I can call persecution at the drop of a hat and there's fuck all anyone can say about it.

It's the law.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

you can probably get away with annexing other peoples land, imprisoninig them for spurious reasons and generally being the country equvilant of an angry short man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

He's not Russian

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

But I am German.
So we've covered that off as well.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Showering must be a confusing experience

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

You can't be German AND Jewish
That's like being a music critic with every Oasis album in their collection. Or "the NME".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Course you can. That was the question they were seeking a "solution" to.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

FINALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Yeah but not any more
All the Jews fucked off out of Germany aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago. They weren't given much choice in the matter. It was effectively a very aggressive relocation program.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Hence.......

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

You are Ludwig Guttmann
AICMFP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

OH DF
I think you might want to go and read up on Israel
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I knew what you meant sweetie
I just fucking hate Russia, but that's more because they're a first-world country that thinks it's Uganda than the whole "new USSR" thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

They are actually quite backward outside of the largest cities.
Peasants. Their life expectancy makes Bob Crow look long lived. Too soon?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

It pisses me off that they claim they're opposed to homosexuality because the Bible says so
They're just grossed out by it and somehow that makes it OK to lump the gays in with the paedos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

YOU'RE KILLING THEM!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

you're half jewish
you only get half persecution
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

He's got a twoskin?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)