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Tuesday MorningIn a hot, wet Hong Kong with me sitting in my supercool (not because the office is cool but because I've got the aircon cranked right down to the minimum - 30 degrees outside, 12 degrees in my office) office.
No ranting today you'll be pleased to hear, other than the slightly wry smile on hearing of the injury to Liu Xiang in the Birds Nest stadium. Obviously, there's the fear of what the Chinese authorities will do to him - but if he disappears in the style of a Soviet athlete who'd failed to perform in the Olympics, remember - you heard it hear first.
Sinister? Not at all, I'm just saying ...
Anyway.
In the interests of making today go as swimmingly as possible (did I mention that I'm flying home Friday?) please add your comments below.
PS: what's wrong with this picture, see if you can work it out?
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He looks like...he's about to squeeze them and make honking noises.
Urgh I just made myself feel ill thinking about prince charles touching boobies :(
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 8:03,
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lolmorning ed! Took me a minute or two to put two and two together... I was thinking, thats not gordon Brown! ha ha ha!
How are you today my lovely?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 8:21, Reply)
@weekirstMy love, my dahling ... I'm fine. Tired, but fine - overdid it a bit at the gym last night (!) so might only do 30 minutes tonight.
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poor ed!Actually, I don't have too much sympathy. You know my feelings on the Gym. 30 minutes is too much! :/ Ha ha ha! Still, something to pass the time, get you closer to your home time goal! :*
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 8:28, Reply)
@weekirstTrue, true - it's either that or what Chinese TV *bleurgh*
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 8:33, Reply)
hmmm.Chinese telly? I can't even begin to imagine anything bar strange manga type cartoons.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 8:38, Reply)
Edmund - man of a thousand motivational picturesTap o' de marnin!
I'm white mans overbiting something rotten here as I enjoy the new Opeth record before starting the day. Metal for breakfast - it's the only way.
rafter!
baz
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howaya Kirst?slept like a baby so much pleased. Even did some laundry this morning and steeped the cutlery as it looked a little cloudy. Wicked domesticated, me.
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@bazVery domesticated indeed. What time did you get up to have to do laundry?
-I make it my business to get up at the last possible moment!
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a little after 7I was unconscious before ten so got a little more than eight hours which is epic for me. Plus I only live 15 mins walk from work so time is not an issue.
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@bazEpic? Ahhh Hence no communal nap yesterday with the rest of us :) I love my bed! ha ha ha!
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@alMornin' oh prince of the toon. I was in Gateshead earlier this year - fabulous bridges.
Regarding the belt sanding and the neighbour. I always find it best to forewarn ones noise pollutees.
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@alI Love that song to. I burst into song when ever it comes on! -So much so, that my mother asked me last night If there was anything I wanted to tell her and had I been kissing girls of late! -Stupid stupid bebo quotes! ha ha ha!
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@alThanks. I'd just managed to get that song out of my head, now it's right back in there! Only I don't know all the words so I have to sing "I kissed a girl and I liked it something something something chap stickkkkkkk."
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:10,
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Goodmorning fellow B3tans.I like calling us B3tans, it makes us sound as though were a different race.
I like to feel special. I don't get the chance very often : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:13,
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@alHavent seen it yet. I plan to return to Gateshead though and will try to get it done. The arena is superb and the price of a pint most agreeable also.
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@BGByou may consider watching, 'Little People, Big World' on Discovery - you will feel postively 'Gulliverian' :)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:15, Reply)
@BazI've used to watch that and being 5ft 11" I often feel Gulliverian anyway.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:20,
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@BGBAt over a foot shorter than you I think i'd make you feel like that too. -On the other hans, I'm never ever likely to feel gullivarian :( -or the top shelf!
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@alIt's a double-edged sword that chain pub thing.
@BGB - I know you're tall. Tall is good. You are sorted at gigs.
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Mornin' AllBGB, you're still gonna be my little friend *grins*
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:41,
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Morning All, Tightly Reporting for Duty!*salutes*
No noxious gasses have been trumped in to my face this morning, so Tuesday's off to a good start!
I am 5' 7". This is a stupid height for someone of the male persuasion to be.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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Aw fanks Kaol.I've always wanted to be someone's LITTLE friend.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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@DiTYou may be small but I bet your perfectly formed ; )
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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I got my mum to measure me the other dayIt turns out I'm only 5'8 and a half.
Gutted! I was hoping to be 6ft by March. :(
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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BGB,That's settled then :p
Hang around me and I'll make small jokes about you.
I'm glad to help!
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:47,
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Monring my lovers!How be we all today? Tip top I hope. I'm sooooo hungry but can't be bothered to get out of bed and go to the shops to buy food. dammit!
Edit - As for the height, I'm the same as BGB, being a tallie is great at gigs. My mother likes to take me to the supermarket, it makes her life easier!
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Aww, ta BGB! :)And anyways, I tower over Tom Cruise... HA!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:52,
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Morning KaolI got through to the second round, whoopingtons! And it's today so I should find out whether I've got the role by tomorrow so I can either celebrate or commiserate at Reading, I'm pretty happy about it.
Edit - Thanks Al!
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That was quick, Al!Well done Lucy, all the best with the rest of the interview stuff!
I've been with the same dentist for ages, and there's a dental nurse there who's about my age, been there since she was a trainee.
She likes me, a lot, it's a bit odd.
On the whole I've been spectacularly unsucessful with women (present situation excluded), but every time I go to the dentists, she compliments my clothes, asks me if I'm single and flirts massively.
Very odd.
EDIT: And my sister went there last Thursday, and the nurse asked after me...
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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:)Kaol - you're lucky, she sounds nicer than mine. I had a filling replaced this week and when I was trying to get out of the chair both the dentist and assistant just watched me try to walk out with the tissue thing covered in dribbly blood still hanging around my neck. It's not a good look!
Ed - It was a group interview but I'm revising my facts and figures today for the individual one. I'm actually more excited than nervous!
Thanks DiT!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:04, Reply)
@LvPExcited is good! I'm too old and too much of a cynic to be excited by job interviews any more but I'll be excited on your behalf, if that's OK?
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@KaolDoh!
Maybe she likes you? Stranger things have happened : )
Too late now anyway....for you have the bestest girlfriend in the world.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:10,
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Well...I don't like the term "girlfriend", but yeah, you're right *grins*
Far, far better than a weirdo dental nurse :p
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:21,
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The Doktor is in.Morning all. Is everybody having a good time?
I have sympathies with DiT, at only just over 5'8" I know what it's like to be short, and also with you tall ladies I had GF who was just over 6'1"!
Sorry to here that Al. Here have a biccy.
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5ft8 is not shortI can manage 5ft9 if I un-slouch. I am not short. I do not have small man complex. I am a well-adjusted member of society *twitch*. The vast majority of my friends are over 6ft though. Bastards.
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BazI mean short in a man sized way.
EDIT Anyway I like being this size.
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I'd just like to interject here...I think I found the perfect gift for Kaol
We might need a whip round, though...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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@DiTI hope Kaol has big pockets.
@Kaol - Ok not girlfriend, lover then : )
I have no problems with short boyfriends. Size doesn't really matter when your horizontal : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:36,
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I lived in a nation with short-man syndrome for three years.Height matters not - it's the attitude that counts.
Ning all!
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:39,
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being tall is the businesI'm about 6'2 (6'5 with quiff) and can honestly say it is better than being shorter ;-)
although people do tend to try and pick fights with you....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:41,
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Kaolyeah you were, I think
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:45,
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Just saw this...news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7569616.stm
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:46,
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@Edmundfunny - yes, I'm not denying that some altitude is nice, but attitude is definitely the deciding factor!
Ethel - good combination (I think!)
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:48,
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Hmm...I thought I was too.
I also thought that I was 6'2.
*shrugs*
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:48,
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I do tend to slouchso that might answer for it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:49,
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morning allAnd how are we today?
Vipros, yes you're right about people wanting to pick fights when you are tall.
Mr Bin is 6ft 4in and people always try to pick fights.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:52,
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Possible!Or I'm not actually 6'2...
Problem is my brother is about three inches taller than me, so I feel short when I'm at home anyway.
I might measure myself some time, exciting stuff!
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:53,
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Morning clenI can't say I've got much of a attitude.* I just like a good laugh.
*May noy be true
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I'm youngest of 3but am the tallest. it took quite some for me to slowly overtake the middle brother (oldest one is shortest) and even longer for him to admit it. now he has, he's gone on to say that as his wife is taller than my girlfriend they are the tallest couple....
he's an arse
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:55,
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I've never had a partner taller than me.I would like to try it just once to see what it's like.
Might be possible now I'm getting old. I'll start shrinking soon.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:00,
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Morning DokYour attitude is just fine.
I've just written to Wookiee to confess my sins, performed right here on the board last night (the fisting and the Blur) as I am wracked with guilt and feel he ought to be warned about the possible consequences.
I suspect he might appear here soon and defend himself to my cost.
Must. Stop. Posting. When. Squiffy.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:01,
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@ClendrixHaha! I love posting when I'm squiffy.
In fact I think we should all get drunk one night and have an on-line chat on here.
See the results the next day and squirm.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:03,
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@ ClenI too must not touch the interweb when squiffy. It takes me far to long to type, and I tend to forget what I'm trying to say or post so late that it misses the point.
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I'm afraid there's a while to go yet, Lusty...What do you want to play?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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I just want to go and do fun things!This morning is dragging.
I'm too excited to be at work.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:29,
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a dilemmaI need to get some wellies before tomorrow.
Do i A) pop over to stratford and get some cheapos from Shoe Zone and then have to take them to my interview as I'm going back to my parnets straight from there or
B) Get some early tomorrow from my crappy hometown which might not actually have any.
hmmmm.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:32, Reply)
@LvPAs long as you're not wearing them in the interview I think they'll be ok to take along :)
Edit: Would those wellies be for Reading?
Reading, Reading lalala!!
*excites*
*dances*
*does a little excited wee*
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:33,
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hmmWell I'm already taking along a pink mini suitcase so I don't want to push my luck. but by jove i will need some wellies looking at the weather!
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LvPStratford! Just make sure you have a bag you can put the wellies in (like a rucksac or something, not a carrier), and you'll be fine and dandy!
EDIT: I am told that the weather will be perking up for the weekend! :)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:35,
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RightI've decided to buy em tomorrow. Less stress for me today as I'm going to concentrate on this interview. I really wanna do well and should focus on it not footwear. Decision made.
job done.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:38, Reply)
The weather is indeed perking up for the weekendespecially in DC, where it will be 27 degrees and sunny.
*does off-on-holiday dance of glee*
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:38,
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Damn you ClendrixYou remind us that we are getting crap weather, and then gloat about how good it's going to be in DC!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:44, Reply)
@clendrixI read that as *does hoff-on-holiday dance of glee*
I must have Mr Hasselhoff on the brain!
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:44,
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if those attending Readingcould contrive to kidnap Rage against the machine and bring them to Exeter to play a gig I would be most grateful
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:46,
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Well actually,the forecast for Blighty is pretty good too, so I wasn't being entirely smug. Just a bit. Snigger.
Lusty - I do hope I don't see the Hoff on holiday. How grim.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:47,
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I have a small dilemmaI've just listened to Lateralus and 10,000 days
now, do I listen to some Jethro Tull or old school Metallica next, or nothing but Monster Magnet for the rest of the day?
or does anyone have any other suggestions (or guesses about what is on my computer/in my cd collection)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:50,
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@ViprosI shall try. I can't make any promises though. I haven't kidnapped anyone in ages so I'll be a bit rusty.
@Clendrix The Hoff creeps me out a lot!
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:53,
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ViprosHow about Master Of Puppets to take you up to lunchtime?
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:55,
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Kaolthat is a fine suggestion, and I will do just that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:57,
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I was going to suggest abit of S&M. But maybe that's more for eating your lunch with.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:01,
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It's hard to eatYour lunch with your hands tied behind your back.
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:02,
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I had a bit of a panic thennot only could I not find master of puppets, but kill em all, and justice for all, and S&M were all missing
they were in a different case...
I haven't listened to my cds for ages!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:05,
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@KaolIt's not that hard. I've seen a few people do it.
Edit: That wasn't meant to sound dodgy. I was watching a pie eating contest.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:08,
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I was watching a pie eating contestIt's not like I used to have men in my bedroom and tie them up and make them eat their dinner off the floor while I whipped them.
I'm not that kind of girl.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:27,
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lustyOh but if you were that kind of girl and needed an assistant then you would let me know wouldn't you?!
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The only bit of thatThat shocked me was the fact you'd do it in your bedroom.
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:31,
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Altogether now...Oh yes you are!
* Pantomimes *
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:32,
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I guess the kitchen would be betterbut the floor's a bit cold, you always put a mat down to stop mess anyway. Again, not that I would know.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:33,
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kitchens betterBathrooms can feel a bit clinical and the climate in this country prevents us to do anything in the garden.
ah-hem.
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I've got a shedFor these kind of things.
Plastic sheeting nailed floor to ceiling.
Guttering on the floor.
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38,
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'noon all!I'm sorry I haven't been around this moring - I was writing the goddam marathon of a post that I just put on the QOTW...
ahem...
*coughs louder*
I wouldn't bother with such shameless plugs usually but it took yonks to write and I'll feel better knowing at least some people have read it.
Anyway...how are y'all?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40,
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afternoon allI've finished glossing the paintwork in the kitchen.
I fucking hate gloss and now I'm all pissed off and smell of paint.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40,
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*Reads Pooflake's post**sighs*
*bangs head on table*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:54,
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ummmSome dolly mixture? I haven't opened the packet yet, I'm saving it for the train home tonight.
nom nom nom.
That is the best I can offer you right now I'm afraid. I got nothing.
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okI didn't realise it was tits, muff or lingerie that would have swung it for you (fnar fnar).
Do you know what Al? You may keep the yorkie. I shall have the dolly mixture (and the tits, muff and lingerie) for myself.
so there.
:)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:55, Reply)
I'm offeringTits and arse for the Yorkie.
*lifts up bloodstained carrier bag*
*grins*
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:55,
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Yorkies are foul!They make them that way so women won't eat them, thus keeping the male only advertising relevent.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Yorkie FTW!The best way to eat it is to melt it in your mouth block by sweet, chocolatey block!
I've just eaten a Mars Bar for the first time in years (at least 7). It's so sweet and sickly. I did not like it.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:01,
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I have a warm, tastymuffin in my office. I think I'd prefer it to the Yorkie though, so I'll keep it.
What's wrong with the raisin and biscuit version, though? That's the best one!
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:01,
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I have sconespronouced "scohnz" not "sconz".
*courts controversy*
pronounced CON -troversy not conTRO-versy.
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OMGI've just been outside and there were patches of blue sky and the sun was shining through!
My god what's wrong with the weather?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:04, Reply)
@baz...There's always time for talking proper England...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:05,
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Al...I've got two of each in the bag.
Hang on...
There's a vending machine outside my office door.
I've got a pocket-full of change.
There're Yorkies in the machine.
Fuck you!
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Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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Are they labled?I mean, you don't want to go rumaging for a left buttock, and come up feeling a right tit.
Badum-tish
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:09,
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Actually...CONtroversy - no
I disagree with Baz entirely. It was going so well...
Al - R&B is only good when combined with Yorkie chocolatey goodness! Yay!
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:11,
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I think I sayConTROversy.
I have now said it so many times in my office that it's making me dizzy and I can't remember what I say.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:14,
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@alThere may be some kind of accent issue at work here; yours being some kind of German derivation whereas mine is much more like Shakespeares English.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:17, Reply)
AlI think I meant r and b covered in Yorkie chocolate. However, a double whammy of Yorkie sounds like a most pleasant way of making oneself ill enough to be sent home to recover.
My accent exists anywhere between fairly posh, cockney geezer and Cornish maid, depending on who I'm with and how mashed I am.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:18,
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Actually, that's another of those words that's good for discreet swearing at idiots"Well, that's a very CUNTroversial position to take there Mr Morningstar, I think you'll find you're pronouncing skonz incorrectly"
*wanders off muttering*
Baz, you're neither a cunt nor an idiot, thought I'm sure you know this
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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I'm only buzzin' ladsI sound like a less exasperated Father Ted or Dylan Moran after a glass of wine or three.
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*looks around**doesn't see anyone*
*continues pretending to work*
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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Hello peoplesIt's been a very slow day today.
*sighs*
oh well, only an hour and a half left until home time!
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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AgreedToday could win an award for being the longest day ever in my humble opinion. And then this afternoon and evening is going to be a crazy rush to get through this interview, get home and pack AND still have time to watch Secret Millionaire.
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I've been flirting with the the Russian and Polish buildersand ordering the Columbian moving men around. I am now rather dusty and in need of a beer.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:11,
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Honestly, I feel like a restless child on christmas eve.Only one more sleep!
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:12,
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Me too!Although I have a feeling I shall be having words with mr vp before tomorrow, he gets quite militant about his festivals and I'm much more easy going so he tells me off quite a lot then I get kranky.
I'm looking forward to a beer outside my tent tomorrow!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:18, Reply)
*climbs down lustys chimney*Oh, sorry, I thought you mentioned Christmas.
Shall I deposit the contents of my sack here, or shall I save it for another 4 months?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:18,
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We need the Crazed Kaolwith one of his outrageous questions.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:19,
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No Clendrix!No more beer for you. I will not have more scurrilous and unfounded accusations made against my person.
Afternoon all, today has been rubbish but I did manage to get a free copy of War On Terror: The Boardgame at lunchtime so it's not all bad.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:23, Reply)
@DiTempty your sack now if you like. It might be fit to burst in another 4months!
@al I am muchly looking forward to seeing QOTSA, Dizzee, The Wombats (honestly once I got over the fact that they're a shit indie band I started to quite like them) Santogold, pendulum, crystal castles, holy fuck, gallows, alkaline trio and umm those are the only ones I can remember at the moment.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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*empties sack liberally and with abandon*QOTSA should be very very good and I am jealous.
Is the rumour I hear that Tenacious D are playing true, d'you think?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:31,
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Wookieeyou say 'no more beer' now, but just wait til I'm back from holiday and mentioning the pub. You'll be there, allowing me to get the beers in. I know your weakness.
edit: Tenacious D! What? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! *sulks*
edit: I look forward to playing that boardgame Wookiee - bring it to the pub. Wheely Man might want to join in.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:32,
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DiTI think they're playing just before Metallica on the main stage. I didn't think they'd be the high on the bill.
I think I might see them. But urgh I want to stamp on Jack Black's face until blood seeps out of his ears.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:35,
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Jack Black!I don't like him as much as in his early days, but he does still make me laugh.
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:36,
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Why's that, O wandering lustface?I quite like his comedic stylings. Especially in Orange County, but that film owns anyway.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:38,
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I don't think he's funny anymore.I used to, but now he just seems a little to big for his boots.
Swaggering along with his kickable face and his arrogance that makes me want to rip open his chest and wee on his lungs.
That might sound a little harsh. meh.
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:40,
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Harsh, maybe...But it wouldn't do if we were all the same, would it? :)
*beams*
*also hopes Lusty doesn't go off me so I don't get my lungs wee'd on*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:42,
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Wee on his lungs, eh?Still the kinky lass I love.
*squeezes lusty's bum*
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:43,
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i cant stand Jack BlackHe is uber smug. what a git. I could never watch Tenacious D perform because the noise of my teeth grinding in irritation would drown out his wailing.
ha.
I'm off for my interview in 10 minutes. I'm nervous. yuk. :s
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:45, Reply)
@DiTI would never wee on you. Well, unless you asked nicely.
*pinches clendrix's bum*
*giggles*
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:47,
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thanksI've packed my biscuits to take to Reading so I can have a cuppa and a hobnob at some point. so i'm focusing on that rather than why i want to work in the healthcare sector. might not be the best tactic but it works for me!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:49, Reply)
@LustyWhile I'm away on holiday, someone else might use my office. I wonder what she will make of my cheese-adorned Alan Rickman? I wonder if she will comment?
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:49,
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clendrixShe'll probably have a little jealous cry and wish she had her own cheese covered Alan Rickman and that she was cool like you!
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:51,
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No Al i'm notSo put it away please.
Thank you.
It's for an international market research role for a healthcare company.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:54, Reply)
@clendrixI could maybe start making a travel friendly version. Alan Rickman keyring!
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:55,
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I bid you all farewellRight my little pumpkins, I'm off for interviews and festival fun. By the time i return some of you will be in USA, some of you will have met in an immense bash and who knows what the rest of you will be up to?!
Take care my lovely little b3tans.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:57, Reply)
*laughs a little too loudly*Haha, why would I have lingerie?
You keep it.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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Home time for me now!@clendrix I hope you have an amazing holiday!
@all going to the bash. Enjoy it! I am very jealous you'll all be having lots of fun.
I expect photos and many a good story of the day/evening/night's events.
@everyone else. Hope you have a lovely bank holiday! :D
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wanderlust, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:08,
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Thank you Lusty!Have loads of fun! See you SOON!
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:09,
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Ruddy hell!Where is everyone?
*hides*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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I fort you was all gone wiv Lusty.Allo Tightly, me old china.
I'm orf in a minute - sushi for tea!
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thealternativefact, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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