If you were a biscuit, what sort of biscuit would you be?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:24, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

hobnob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)

You love it wiv choclit on you dirrrrty caaaahnt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Nice

( Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)

You'd be a fairy cake surely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)

You'd be an air biscuit

( Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

He'd be a Club (foot)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)

oh bravo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)

crumbs!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Shortbread

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)

with a dense topping

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)

I say, that's a bit rich (tea)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)

*Proffers Finger (Cadburys)*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)

I heard you like your 'party ring' to be 'iced'
BY MEN
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)

I heard you like to have your muffin buttered.
BY TRANNIES.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)

I heard you like your chocolate spread.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)

I heard you JAM your cock up rangas arses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)

They like a cream filling.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

^^prefers a chunky kitkat

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Swipe - Jaffa cake
Jaysum - pink wafer
Kroney - lady fingers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)

pink wafer chocolate finger
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)

+ of fudge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)

a finger of fudge is just enough to give jason a treat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Apparently it's 'just enough to give your kids a treat'
paedos eh?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)

get your own schtick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)

You two have been gone for a while, and then you both suddenly turn up again together...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)

i have my own schtick, sometimes i put it in your schmouth

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

*bites*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Jaffa cake Ginger Nuts
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)

fucking blue riband

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)

one of those heart shaped shortbread ones from the waitrose deli that are covered in icing and sweeties and a sugar mouse
a pink one

www.waitrose.com/shop/ProductView-10317-10001-63760-Sugar+mouse+biscuit#.UyCAyp1FDcs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Lawyer shaped shortbread?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)

why would anyone buy a biscuit shaped like a cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

you mean a "cake"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)

no
see above
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Probably something stale & bitter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

ships biscuit circa Waterloo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Nah, I'm not riddled with weevils.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)

compared to your 6" 3' brother you are the lesser of two weevils

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I thought this was quite good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)

thanks
now don't read my reply to you below
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Too late.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Too late.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Motorhead lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

officegroan

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

STOP WANKING INTO THE FILING CABINET

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

It's OK, it's under "S"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

there's a fancy swedish sweet shop in covent garden
my friend and I popped in there last night because she wanted pic'n'mix for Coriolanus. she said they were lovely (including the hilariously named bumlings. I only took one. omg omg omg I picked the ONE bitter salty thing that she got, and I nearly threw up right there on longacre :(

anyway, that's you, that is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)

sugarsin.co.uk/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)

A soggy one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)