Evening prick thread.
Seems to have died off a bit innit?
Are you all in beer gardens, despite the weather being not that warm?
Bet you've got your vest and flip flops on too haven't you?

What do you do that is typical of a British stereotype?
What you up to this evening?

Alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:29, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cooking, dinner, or as commoners callit, tea.
I've been stuffing myself today, it's been ace.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I've been sitting in the garden with a g&t
It's lovely
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:34, Reply)

G&T
Gay and Transsexual.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Mmmm. Im refraining til the weekend.
Don't really do mid week drinking
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:43, Reply)

1. Don't know or care.
2. No, I'm on a fucking train, expecting a big baby Jesus train thread but instead am confronted by many bent questions.
3. No.
4. Moan. Such as requiring an explanation of a 'typical' stereotype as opposed to a non-typical one.
5. Nothing as usual. Going home, going to bed.
6. No, today was fucking shit, tomorrow will be too, I imagine the same will be said of Friday and Saturday too.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)

:(
Stop being sad frog.
some of us rely on your innate, upbeat, LOLwacky ways to get us through the day.

Not me though. I couldn't give a fuck.

(notreallypleasecheerupxx)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I'm having a bad week.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)

^upset^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Chin up love. There's millions worse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Yeah, cheers, everything is fantastic now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Don't be such a grump.
ayou are the best one here you know.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Get fucked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:43, Reply)

We never put you on a train so stop being a meanie
and taking it out on us.

You remind me of the farmer when asked what sort of a year he'd had.
"Worse than last year but not as bad as next." Mind you he was applying for a subsidy at the time. Maybe you are too xx.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Being a meanie suits my natural disposition.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Don't even believe that for a second.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Just chillin with all the other expats.
Pimms and tall stories, open necked mufti and KD shorts. Not wearing a singlet tho.

Stereotype, me but with the singlet and knotted hankie and sunbathing in socks.

Gonna watch that 37 day thing as her indoors isn't.

Yer, ta for asking GJ. You OK?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Grand, thanks Edj.
Just waiting for this week to be over so I can be out in the sun and not just see it from a window.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Where you off?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Taking the Doris out for dinner
Before going to a comedy night in a pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)

People laughing at you again?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Yeah.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Weatherspoons and a Social club.
Lucky lady
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:45, Reply)

She is that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Can't tell from that whether you're taking
her home before the stand-up?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Comedy at The George?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:51, Reply)

I wonder how many cunts got the barbecue out at the first opportunity.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Euphemism #19

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)

My neighbour on Sunday afternoon for one

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

I've been gardening (I have a level garden, not an uphill one) whilst enjoying a drink
Does that count? Wine, not beer though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)

yes, yes it does, thanks.
*makes notes*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:54, Reply)

What?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)

what?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Exactly

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Dunno M8

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)

in a nutshell
What do you do that is stereotypically "British"
alt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I hate on the blacks and drink heavily.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:35, Reply)

Congratulations. Here is your citizenship!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:40, Reply)

Thanks. I was born here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:46, Reply)

frogis upset. ways to cheer him up please.
we may invite him round for dinner, and pamper him.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Get Rory to interrupt his holiday and spend it with Froglet.
Positive feedback will do him the world of good.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:59, Reply)

^ grooming ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)

And?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)

he knows that we are here for him
and if he told us his woes in detail we would never make light of it or use it against him in future posts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Rachel won't let him up her back passage, poor lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)

posts letters to his employer.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Why's he upset?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

All his mates are in the pond spreading their milt
...and he's on a train.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Other than Kermit who is up to his back axles in Miss Piggy

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:07, Reply)

yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)

shit off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:40, Reply)

Had a few beers
I'm not a stereotype, don't even shout at forrin waiters.
This evening I'll be having dinner at the G/F's.
I'm great thanks - you?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:42, Reply)

what's all this about you liking pthc?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:50, Reply)

Maybe you could explain what pthc is, for the benefit of less regular attenders and those without deviant leanings.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:58, Reply)

ask google

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

I'd rather not, frankly
Lest my laptop has to be repaired and I get the Glitter/Townsend treatment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:04, Reply)

it's ok, just do an 'in private' browser window

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:07, Reply)

I'm really not conversant with these wily means to inspect grot on the internet

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:11, Reply)

in chrome it's ctrl shift n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:20, Reply)

it's ok though, just remember to use Tor for the illegal stuff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:20, Reply)

If I want a pint
I'm not going to look at a picture of it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Don;t listen to him. He's trying to project his fiddling ways onto others.
I was silly enough to fall for it because Im not a pervert.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:26, Reply)

i'm at work
was supposed to be seeing friend; cancelled because I have to work :(

no. i'm in my suit and heels. because I have to work.

apologise when i'm in the right.

WORK, can't you read?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:50, Reply)

shit the fuck off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:50, Reply)

sorry
did I disturb your wanking over that aussie dude?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:54, Reply)

which Aussie dude?
(like a moth to a flame)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:58, Reply)

dozer has a bit of a mancrush
check out question of the fortnight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:59, Reply)

the only aussie I have anything approaching a 'mancrush' on is Nick Cave before he went shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:05, Reply)

He's been Robbed of his innocence.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:06, Reply)

It's not Fair to bring this Holme to him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Ha, even I'm home, and I have a shit job.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:54, Reply)

i am researching what happens to a restrictive covenant when the subject matter becomes obsolete
woe is me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Like nuns who don't believe in Jesus?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:59, Reply)

not quite
more like a covenant not to use a property as a chandlers, nor to store the tallow there.

but the manufacture of candles is now totally different, so does the restriction still apply?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:59, Reply)

Yes.
See, now you can go home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

yeah, but i'm being paid to work out a clever argument why it doesn't
so far, I have this:

SCENTED CANDLES DO NOT SMELL OF PIG FAT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Well, if a person can't understand that the production candles has changed,
And archaic restrictions should be dropped and the case be looked at with modern production techniques be taken in to account instead, well, then I reckon you should just give up and go home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:11, Reply)

weeeeeeeeeeell
they might think they can get a goodly chunk of money for agreeing to this, ye see.

stupid landlords.

unless my client is the landlord.

in which case, stupid tenants.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:15, Reply)

I respect your turncoat honesty.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:16, Reply)

hell yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)

I never liked F.R.I.E.N.D.S much.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

Candles?
All the legal problems in the world and you're looking at issues with candles?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:04, Reply)

well, mahoosive factories and whether they can be sold for a certain use, aye

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:07, Reply)

lighting the wick or shoving it up your hooplah?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:16, Reply)

hahaha
the factories, not the candles!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Ohhhh... Ok.
I'll just put that candle back then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:27, Reply)

she went to convent school
lights out at ten, candles out at five past
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:29, Reply)

tsssssss

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Covenant, not convent, dear boy
(I got it)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

(I know)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:03, Reply)

I spent 20 minutes thus afternoon talking to an American guy about land valuations.
Then I went home early.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

I've dropped micro back, stress levels are down, so will hopefully get some sleep for a change tonight, once I've eaten a steak with a jacket spud
I am wearing jeans, socks, pants, footwear and a shirt.

Regarding stereotypes; I tut loudly at youths misbehaving and then do nothing about their behaviour.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Not loud enough for them to hear and stab you, though.
Im glad your stress levels are down and that you saw your kid :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:38, Reply)