Alt: a doughnut and cherry diet coke

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

PItta breads, Edam and eggs
*PARP*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Sw*pe has agreed to cook me that really nice pasta thing she did once before on Monday. I'm genuinely really looking forward to it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)

www.deliciousmagazine.co.uk/recipes/pasticcio-(greek-pasta-bake)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

What was in it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

see above
would be much better with proper feta cheese to be all tasty and chewy, but SOMEONE only likes melted cheddar.

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Use halloumi

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

dear god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Please help me make a nice dinner for frog
Amen
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Doesn't melt properly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Oh, well that's the other cbeese I like, I'm not a cbeese connoisseur

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)

;o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)

I just don't like the texture of raw cbeese, I'm sorry, I really am.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)

But it wouldnt be "raw" cheese, would it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

What wouldn't? Feta? Ent that goat?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

It would be all melted though, not raw

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Feta isn't a particularly melty cheese either, is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)

not by itself, but it does stir into a sauce much much better than haloumi
and it also does a soft melty thing that haloumi simply does NOT.

he only likes haloumi because it has a meaty texture.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

He loves a meaty texture in his mouth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah, meat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:27, Reply)

usually sheep, although you can get different types of feta

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Sounds rather nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

i had some of the top carcass free layer, it was rather nom
but it wasn't as nice the following day, as it dried up a bit, so definitely one to eat at one sitting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Get two dishes
1 meat
1 non-meat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Fuck that, I want too much for dinner, then too much for lunch AND dinner the next day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)

See, I don't know why swipe thinks you might be at risk of developing diabetes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hip gnats buzz in the rafters, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:03, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Pasta gives you diabetes?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

It must be great having your girlfriend online so she can nag you there and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)

It's brill!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

what girlfriend?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

You don't know her

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

nor does he

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

He clearly meant boyfriend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:23, Reply)

I'd let you eat what you wanted, Frog.
I'd also cook you healthier meaty meals.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:35, Reply)

LOOK IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, OR MEN FOR THAT MATTER. PLEASE STOP PESTERING ME!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:36, Reply)

So last night meant NOTHING?
*flounces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Aren't cows female?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)

For you baby, anything

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)

what a load of bull.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2236748
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

white pasta in particular is quite high in sugary carbs, aye
pretty sure it's one of the things you have to eat in careful moderation if you has diabteetus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah but I don't, you said.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:23, Reply)

www.clch.nhs.uk/locations/soho-nhs-walk-in-centre.aspx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Too far!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)

OH+NO
I had pasta and meat balls for lunch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)

If im going to die, Im going happy and full.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

+ of spunk

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

See, I don't know why swipe thinks you might be at risk of developing diabetes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I know, bitches be crazy!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Pretty sure that was a "diet" cherry coke.
Tangles, you utter prick.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:17, Reply)

rory claims that diet coke increases risk of diabetes, something to do with insulin and sweeteners
he'd better be feckin wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Something something apartame something cancer something tinfoil

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)

i heard that aspartame caused 9/11 and nicked the malaysian plane

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I blame the fluoridisation of the water supply

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)

That's how rainbows are formed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Where do chemtrails come into it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

It's precisely because of chemtrails I don't know the answer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

IF MAN WENT TO THE MOON, WHY AREN'T THEUR CHEMTRAILS LEFT UP THERE


said battered the fucking moron
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Ha, imagine not being able to spell 'there'!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I think thats the chemical symbol for chemtrails

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)