i don't get paid for overtime
as technically all my time belong to my firm. now THAT sucks at weekends.

I have a really lovely salad with brown rice and feta cheese and beans and fresh chillis and cucumber and peppers and onions and mushrooms and jalapenos and grated carrot. it is cheering me up no end.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Cucumber is SHIT
HTH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

not in gin it ent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)

*boing* *bounce* *twitch*

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)

you make me sick
anyway i just found £32k so I'm happy and your can take your twitching saucisson and go baise yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Bit fucking careless to lose it in the first place.
No wonder that email was the last straw.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

i was paraphrasing, now shut up and fix my computer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Certainly, if you shut up about your galloping nob rot or whatever gross medical condition you have.
It's much better if we both stay in a sullen silence.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

just turn it off and on again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You been looking down the back of Battered's settee again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

settee futon
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Not a fan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

no, it's lovely
you're thinking of tomatoes. tomatoes are SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)

^ agreeing here.
Raw tomatoes can gtf. As a base for a sauce, however, they are more than acceptable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)

you are both so fucking worng I don't even know whetre to start

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

^this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Worng?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

cnut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Bnet spatsic.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Not even in my top five money lenders

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

You're both wrong.
Tomatoes and cucumber are BOTH lovely.


It's celery that wastes everybody's time pretending to be edible food.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

this is correct
although it is essential in suaces, gravies etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

How is celery essential in ANYTHING?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)

it is an essential base to sauces, pasta dishes, gravy etc ESSENTIAL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Soups benefit from celery
AS does hoummmouuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I'm sorry, I'm not a bendersexual
so I don't eat humous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

hummus is all of the awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

You prefer 75 year old sausage, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

*Does stern look*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

*does puss in boots from shrek big eyed look*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

what the fuck is that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

A straight fox

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Presumably the direct opposite of a bent ape.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)

houmous may be the best food stuff ever
caramelised onion homous with giant salty pretzels is the SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Celery - eeuurgh.
Celeriac, however, is all of the nom.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Is that the one that tastes of aniseed
or am I thinking of fennel?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

you are, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

It has a slight aniseedy taste to it.
Bloody lovely roasted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Fennel is horsecock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

No, that's horseradish
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)

One week to Jeffstock III.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)

\o/
Any idea what we're doing yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

You

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

i texted rakky, she said jeff is on the case
stunned and frog and I are all in the same hotel, so I assume we'll meet at check-in time and start in the hotel bar and then catch y'all up. am still trying hard to persuade monty RIP to come as well!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Tell him if he doesn't
he's a cunt and a bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

that's not so much persuasion
I think it may be more blackmail
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

If his nipper's mum doen't need him to look after
the bairn then I think he will be on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I'm sure Nakers would be happy to look after his kid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)

RIGHT ON THE CUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)

fingers crossed
it will be fucking awesome if he can come

what time is your train back on the sunday, are you doing sunday lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)

is'nt he back on the financial straight adn narrow after selling his house?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

He hasn't completed the sale yet. End of March I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

pfffffft, sorry couldn't keep a straight face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I like horseraddish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

rasdish cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

That too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

NOMMY HORSECOCK

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I can't stop chevaling it in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Mane lining it

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Raw celery is ace with cambazola.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Sounds like a skater's favourite cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Nakers please give Sporters his username back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

BURN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

:-(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

\o/

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

battered asking for a lift into a trolley seat ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

hahahahha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

oh lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

i think you typed this in the wrong place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

officelol

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)

i don't even get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

'cos you's an ugly, smelly cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)