you made sporty delete his thread
he's such a gentleman

i have lost interest in this stupid hen do. first it cost £350. now we've been told the dates have been changed from fri - mon, when we'd booked a day off work and a hire car to go thu - sun. plus we have to bring stupid fancy dress and a "secret item with memories of the bride". wtf. she has done nothing but moan about the groom not proposing for the last 6 years, how can i sum that up? for 50pence?

alt: fuck off

altalt: who?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:32, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am that, yes
It'll wait until later
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Sorry old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

No problem sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

You're the best one here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I really am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Bloody right.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)

It'll wait until later I always give a reacharound
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Give her a voucher for your services.
Looks like it won't be long till she needs a brief.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Why will she need conveyancing doing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Employing poetic licence Tingles.
Had I kept literal it wouldn't have worked, unless there was an issue with her drains or sutin.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

i have helped her with dodgy tenants in the past ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Hen dos are shit and no one likes going on them, as far as I can tell

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Take one of those dolls that go "waaaaaaah" when you squeeze their tummy.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Take her to Nando's
Do a dirty protest in the shape of a tiara

Boom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

cunt punch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)