I need a new ISA, ideally instant access, and with transfer in. I don't want to be tied in to a fixed term.
What should I go for? And why can't I get a decent interest rate? Fucking shit banks. Bunch of cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:32, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Instant access ISAs will always have shit rates
Get a 90 day one at least
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

withdraw the whole lot in £50 notes
stuff it under your mattress
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Interest rates are shit at the moment due to BoE
And as sporters says instant access ones are always worse. If you need to be able to get to the cash quickly you might be better off with a saver account from the bank, still low interest but you don't have the restrictions
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I don't want to hear this. I just want money from the banks in return for lettting them have my money
and I want it tax free. Now sort something out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

OK
You can have the BD29 special ISA, 5.8% interest. Access your cash at any time no fixed term... Minimum deposit of 10k no questions. Send cash
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Wicked. pm me your address and we'll get started.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Will do
I don't provide receipts though hope that's ok
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Don't forget to delete this thread once you've got the money

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

is he paying your mortgage in return for bumholey picture fun?
because it sounds like he is paying your mortgage in return for bumholey picture fun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

cash or stocks & shares?
Don't bother with a cash ISA unless you 100% need instant access.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Have you got an alert set up for this sort of post or summat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I don't know, but I like the way he's seen my question and then provided a response which has nothing to do with what I wanted.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

That'll be £200 please.
/Dozer
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

there are 'best buy' tables online for this sort of thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

moneysavingexpert.com go to ISAs
look for best buys, phone the top one, enjoy your 1.7% interest.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I don't like this. Make it better for me please.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

There's this Nigerian business who's been emailing me.
He says that he's got pretty tidy nest egg hidden away that he can't access due to his being persecuted. Now, he knows where to go to grease wheels via some correctly placed bribes. Unfortunately, he doesn't have any ready cash on him. Now, if we loan him some readies, he'll cut us in on the nest egg.

Sound good?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Can you do first please

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

n alert set up for this sort of post hamster up your arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)