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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OPAL FRUITS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
The green ones give me a headache

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)
They make my mouth water!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
They are meant to apparently, they're made that way.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)
No, that's diabetes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:33, Reply)

mouth winky
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:34, Reply)
green ones are always the best flavour of sweet
although opal fruits used to be lemon, lime, strawberry and orange. then they brought in the blackcurrant interloper and merged the lemon and lime
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Except for Wine Gums and Fruit Pastilles.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)
All the yellow ones are piss flavour. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:44, Reply)
And the red ones are made out of snatch blood.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)
And not just menstrual, I hear they collect it from female circumcisions in bongo bongo land.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
By squeezing all the juice out of the mutilated piss flaps.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Then they go back later to collect pus from infections due to poor medical care and lack of hygiene and this is used to jellify the product.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Nommy jelly sweets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Jelly babies are made from actual aborted foetuses, hence the name.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
you two are not sitting anywhere near one another in brizzle

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
you need to put an end to this Period.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Not sitting no, I'm going to make him carry me around in a rucksack.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Good homonculous.
It rubs the jism on it's tits or else it sucks the hose again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
"Holy Homonculous Batman!"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
on second thoughts you two can just share a room
and i'll have the nice king size suite all to myself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Fine, I won't talk to him :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
You can be the gimp
and I'll be Zed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

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