I think Bobby would burn out pretty quickly
but in the process absolutely destroy everyone who's ever pissed him off.

So the upshot of this scenario is, only those who haven't mocked Bobby would be left standing.

I WIN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Me too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Who you gonna call?
Spunkbusters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Right, who'd win a fight out of you and me?
We need a decent incentive or we'd just call it a draw and go to the pub. Winner gets... a go on Swipey. Backdoor access guaranteed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Sporters would win
Purely because the sight of all the fighting would bring on an attack of the bloo bloo's and you would sit in the corner self harming
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

This is an excellent point
except for the last bit, why would I go to the effort of SELF harming when I could wade in and have someone else do it? Never underestimate my congenital laziness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Ah but you forget as by your statement everyone else is out of the fight
so its only you and sporters left... so wading in would be less energy efficient than self hamring
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Are we thinking about this too much?
Fuck it, nowt else on is there. I suppose it depends if I'd come tooled up. If I didn't have something to self-harm with I'd have to go to the shops which is more effort again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

HAR HAR LAZY WILLY LAZY WILLY

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Antidepressants and antipsychotics will do that to a man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Fuck me you've got a good memory
Or you work for the NSA

Or I'm forgetting that not everyone is as thick and drugged-up as me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I think you only mentioned it two days ago

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Well yeah but
a) Look at the standard of brains around you

b) Those are some mighty long words right there

c) I don't have a third point, I'm just filling so I can do this

d) ?????

e) Etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

f) PROFIT!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I'm a lover not a fighter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Which is exactly why I lobbed in that incentive

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I think it would be a close fight, actually
As you'd be all nimble with dancing but I'd only have to hit you once and your piercings would cause you massive blood loss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Ah but I could remove them and use the spiky ones as weapons
Frankly Bonzo is right, if you hit me once it would cause massive fluid loss via crying and you'd be able to kick me to death
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)