Meanwhile, IN SCOTLAND
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26636861

One of the judges rasher decisions.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:37, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Only in Scotch Land
Those fuckers will fight over anything
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Bacon isn't 'anything'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Tried fixing his telly. :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!
Fucking Jocques. Unbelieveable.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I feel sorry for whoever takes his soap in the shower

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Ohhhh my God.
And these people want to govern themselves? They're not capable.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

It'll be like Enter the Thunderdrome.
With Alex Salmond as Master Blaster.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

We should just put a big wall around them
and throw in meat every so often
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

It should be televised.
People could be sent there for committing crimes. Eventually somebody would be sent there unjustly and he'd survive, become battle-hardened and then escape to take revenge on the society that wronged him.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Wearing an Eye Patch
Fuck yeah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Well they are
As long as you're extremely liberal with your definition of "govern". Let's put it this way, if they take independence there'll be increased employment opportunities for anyone called Max of dubious sanity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I would like to point out, in Scotland's defence
That this was in Glasgow, so all bets are off. We don't fucking want that lot either. Fucking jakies.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Well, we're not fucking keeping them.
You want to leave, you take that lot with you.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Glasgow is basically what Scotland is though, isn't it?
Apart from amusing poofs from Edinburgh and strange characters inhabiting remote islands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)