Nah. Train. 10.27 on Saturday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you bringing famed internet sensation Richard McBeef with you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I don't think so. He has childcare issues.
Battered asked where I was staying and whether I was driving.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

childcare
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

For god's sake, don't bring him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Hey, I am coming down on my own earlier than everyone else.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

What time? I've got nothing on in the morning, doing-stuff-wise,
so I can meet you at the hotel whenever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

AW YEEEAHHH
You're supposed to get drunk and then hook up, not the other way around.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I can't get drunk, I'm going to have the car.
I realised that both the previous Jeffstocks were a pitiful waste of a free pass to get drunk, as I drink like a girl, so I'm just going to stay sober and drive myself home.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

So there's what, six of you going and only five are going to be drinking
at least three of them will be on the Columbian and you're going to be sitting there watching them.

Sounds great, beff.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Nah, it'll be right.
You can have a good time without being off your face, innit. And if it gets boring, I can always talk about shoes and make up with swipe.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

At least you're local-ish.
Have you got a baby-sitter for the husband all sorted out, or will you be back in time to change his nappy?
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

there are nice people going, it'll be fab
i don't see how anything could be boring with rakky there, she's hilarious that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

there's 10 of us going, i think, unless monty manages a last minute pass and makes it 11
so if you change your mind there'll be somewhere to crash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Crash may not be the best word in the aforementioned circumstance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

12.30 I think. I'll be in the hotel by 12.45.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Bar at 12:46

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Pissing in the corner by 13:00

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Fingered in the car park by 13:06

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Craig Davids later work suffered

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

What are you on about man? This is a massive improvement on his earlier work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Fair point well made

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Goes without saying.
You're down at about 3.30?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I think so, train leaves at half one i think so however long that takes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

we'll meet you in the hotel unless you've found somewhere else to be, in which case we'll catch you up
rakky assured me jeff was organising it, but nada on the organisational front... typical bloke...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Just more proof that he's a total bender.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH R END STRIKETHROUGH!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

bende? is that french for bender?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I have no intention of attending. The idea of being in the same county, let alone city, as you has put me off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

"Breakfast" in 'Spoons first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Obv. Then I can eat again Sunday night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Eating is cheating, innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)