Me?
A bit of both

Morning all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright sporters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

doffs hat
Truth be told, I feel rather good today. I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)

i have a red wine hangover
and I did a shit like crude oil and dog food this momrning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Red wine hangovers dont exist
You must be a bender or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

truely I am a mincer of a man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Bowel cancer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I wonder if bowel cancer would cure Gonz's wonky guts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I am certain that if he died of bowel cancer his guts would cease to trouble him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Gonz has vowel cancer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Excellent poo imagery
Mine was like a box of shoes falling out of the loft
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

' I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot'
In that order? I like Merlot as much as the next man, but a whole bottle for breakfast? That shows dedication.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Go hard or go home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

That's what SHE said

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

So home then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Morning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

aaaalreet?
Have you decided what to do yet?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I think he's decided to go with: post on the internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Sit in the garden, fuck about online.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Sounds good
My beetroots are growing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

those are piles dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

So what about the onions?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Bollock cancer
sorry to be the bearer etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

spurrtscurr!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Marnin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Come Dine with me was in middlesborough last night, that's round your way isn't it?
it was...an education
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Middlesbrough is the arsehole of the NE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Middlesbrough sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

One of my colleagues was on 'Come dine with me' when it was set in Coventry
Trufax.
He came 3rd
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

One of my mates was on the newcastle one.
He got pissed and passed out, leaving the guests to show themselves out.
*proudface*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

We have been through this before
There are many places worse, Seaham for starters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Seaham is excellent
I went there to see a mates band and had to push past the girl with one eye to get to the bar. There was later a massive bar fight with people actually being thrown out of the door
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)

hahaha
Sounds about right
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I would propose Barrow-in-Furness
It's like a boil on Kate Beckinsale's bottom. Ugly in itself but surrounded by loveliness.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

We are talking about the NE
GOD SOME PEOPLE CANT GRASP A SIMPLE CONCEPT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry, I thought we were just discussing shitholes in general.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

You are right about Barrow though
So I will forgive on this occasion,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I was there last week
Crop-headed singlet-wearing tattooed Neanderthals knuckle-dragging through the streets, swigging from cans of 'spesh' slurring obscenities at each other between spitting and vomiting.
The men were even worse.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

^
They save money on Christmas decorations what with all the red lights in the window.
Still, not much else to do in that concrete hell hole
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)