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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My trousers exploded last night so now I'm at work in jeans :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
You need to milk the balls more often

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)
It probably was my massive, swinging, bright blue gonads, yer.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
lolfatty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
They just fucking exploded, Tangles.
I've never seen anything like it. I was sat in my car last night looking like the Hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
DEFCON BONGLE FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Gangrenous?
Bulgy?
Trying to convince people that you're really clever when you're not pissed off?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Actually that analogy doesn't quite work
A longtime running joke about the Hulk is that when he changes all his other clothes tear but somehow his trousers stay intact
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Does that mean you get stronger the angrier you become?
If we all poke you for a bit are you going to snap and deliver the mother of all witty comebacks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I meant as in I looked as though my trousers exploded
there was no wider analogy intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
hoho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
A few questions arise.
1) You only own one pair of trousers?
2) How in shitting fuck does a pair explode? Diagrams where appropriate please.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
One pair of work trousers. Because that's all you need. In the wash at weekends.
Except when they explode, of course. Then you'd be best off with two pairs, as it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
You wear the same trousers for a week?
Do they not walk off on Fridays?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Because I sit at a desk all day.
I don't know about you, but that isn't exactly strenuous work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)
I think they probably disintegrated rather than exploding.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I'm getting mildly concerned at how sweaty you two seem to get from sitting down all day.
That ain't normal, lads. You might have heart conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)
I just like clean pants, truth be told

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
By the sounds of it, I think it was trouser suicide

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I suspect the sheer effort of containing my heroically sized testicles simply overcame them.
I shall have to invest in a pair with a reinforced crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
IT innit.
oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

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