alright
What would be your dying wish?
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/giraffe-kisses-dying-zoo-worker-final-goodbye-9207114.html
I'd like to be in an enclosure with Tom Hardy.
Failing that, a racially pure Europe.

alt. Weekend plans, those of you not at the B4ysh
(I miss Reginald Donkeyfuck)
I need to wait in between 8 and 8 tomorrow for a delivery. How non specific.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:40, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I hope they killed him in front of some schoolchildren then chopped him up and fed him to the lions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Haha!! Only in Sweden!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Bring back old money!
I just want to try it out for a bit. I feel like I've missed out.

This weekend will be spent re-decorated the woman's flat in preparation to let it. Also sorting my sticky throttle.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Money!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Mbidsixteenshillingsnthruppencebrrrrabbrab

( Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Exactly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

worst wanking euphemism ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)

My dying wish would be that you stop starting new threads when others are still going.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I need to get my ideas out before my brain EXPLODES!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Mashed pojaytohead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Take your ears off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah?
Why don't you take... you...erm FACE off!!

YEAH!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I'd like to be put to sleep via the medium of Kyliesnatch asphyxiation
Alt:
None at the moment. Got one kiddie party to attend with Calf 1 but apart from that, sweet FA
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I like it when they're finally brave enough for you to drop them off there and then go to the pub

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

This is a fucking swimming party
Joy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Not been to one of them as yet, the woxrst was with a fucking clxown. What a cunt,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)

A one eyed clxown?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Ku Klux Klown

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

The mechanoid Clive Owen

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

You mean Cap'n Placid's close personal friend Clive Owen?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

dunno, is that 'a thing'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

From Dad's Army?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Round Barrymores?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Best take your own ashtray then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I like kiddie parties, just to perv at the milfs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Your wife still not putting out eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)

too much hardcore buffet action has clearly put her off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I guess no woman wants a fat pretend doctor whose fingers smell of old men's bottoms clambering on top of them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

i though women liked it when you breathe scotch eggs and sausage roll on 'em

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Especially vegetarian women

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

^TGGI^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

from now on, your name is biscuit wanker

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

from now on your name is Gillian

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

alright greggs hat!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

fucking stupid name
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

It's safe to assume that several of the blokes on here have masturbated onto a biscuit at some point

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

you say "some" but you mean "the same"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Which one d'you reckon ended up eating it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Naked ape, battered, and err........

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I'm fucking lush I am, biscuit wanker.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)

+a

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

She's a bit boring on that voice programme.
I stopped watching after 2 episodes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Tom Hardy would absolutely batter you in a steel cage match
He'd pound your ass.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

YAY!!
I'd take a delivery in the back for him
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)