The bloody seagulls are on nesting duties at the moment
Noisy honky cunts. Last year they tried to attack my gay dog every time he went in the back garden.

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I have coffee and porridge so thats a good start. I'd like less work based trauma, a good lunch and steak
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:55, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

what kind of dog can't see off a bird?
oh...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Small dog, bird bird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

What breed of dog is this gay dog?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

King Charles spaniel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

he's so pretty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

and it cant see off a bird!?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

You have never seen off a bird

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

True. I fucked them all.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Whitley Bay seagulls are big cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

My cat once stalked a crow in the back garden
charged towards it, it spread its bloody great wings, cat immediately saunters off at 90 degrees as if attack were the last thing on her mind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Don't mess with the crows, they'll fuck you up, man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)