I'm a big fan of Heinz baked beans.
Guilty food secret, right there.

Loads of cheese grated in, served over a toasted crumpet (buttered and spread with marmite) with a poached egg on top.

Yum yum yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:20, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oooooo Heinz beans
That's right posh, if they had been Aldi 1p beans you might have a point.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Yeh! Fucking Heinz! Born with a silver dildo up his arse was he?!!

( Peej, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:26, Reply)

I was actually

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)

Buzzin

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:28, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:28, Reply)

that is 137 different shades of fucking WRONG
baked beans are gross. with marmite? and a skeg on top?

i didn't think you could sicken me more than you already did, but.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Marmite with beans is brilliant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

go cut out your filthy blaspheming tongue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

If you knew what I do with my tongue you wouldnt say that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)

rubbish, i'd just keep it in a jar by the bed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)

How would you clean a dogs bum with it there?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

i don't even own an dog

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Poor lonely spinster ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

if that were the case, i could have one
there's too many people in my life demanding the attention that the dog couldn't get!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Dreadful bullying of Froglet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

There isn't much that can't be improved by the addition of Marmite
Your missus taught me that when she spread some liberally over her chest
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)

That wasnt marmite
Cleveland Steamer Lulz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)

haribo sweets
cheesecake
apple pie
lasagne
jacket potatoes
blow jobs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Ooo Marmite Blow jobs for the win

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I think Rach is a traditionalist who insists on Bovril for blowjobs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)

A creative chef could incorporate it into any of those things
Apart from maybe the sweets, which could be improved by discarding them and eating some Marmite on toast instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I have put marmite into a bolognaise sauce before worked well
Also works in a Dahl
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Mmm... I'd spread Marmite on Sophie Dahl

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Baked beans are disgusting
Marmite - as a food additive is OK - on toast/bread/cheese it's concentrated hurl-inducing wrongness personified.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

a fair description of dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Are you suggesting we use Dozer as a food additive?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

no, a human sacrifice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Well, obviously THAT.
But should we use him as food afterwards? Seems a waste not to.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

christ, imagine putting that in your mouth
bleurgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Yhcciym

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Hi Gonz

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)