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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thats a shit thread....Morning OT, I hope you all had a good evening kiddy fiddling...
Ok so on the drive into work this morning listening to radio 2 they started going on about "The young brass of the year" I thought that was a badly thought out award. Edit: Any other badly worded radio or TV announcements heard recently
Alt: Guilty povvo food secret, last night the missus was out so rather than cook anything decent I did chicken and chips, eat it without cutlery and felt great. What's your povvo food secret
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I'm a big fan of Heinz baked beans.Guilty food secret, right there.
Loads of cheese grated in, served over a toasted crumpet (buttered and spread with marmite) with a poached egg on top.
Yum yum yum.
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Oooooo Heinz beans That's right posh, if they had been Aldi 1p beans you might have a point.
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Yeh! Fucking Heinz! Born with a silver dildo up his arse was he?!!(
Peej, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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that is 137 different shades of fucking WRONGbaked beans are gross. with marmite? and a skeg on top?
i didn't think you could sicken me more than you already did, but.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:53,
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rubbish, i'd just keep it in a jar by the bed(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:03,
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if that were the case, i could have onethere's too many people in my life demanding the attention that the dog couldn't get!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:11,
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There isn't much that can't be improved by the addition of MarmiteYour missus taught me that when she spread some liberally over her chest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01,
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haribo sweetscheesecake
apple pie
lasagne
jacket potatoes
blow jobs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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I think Rach is a traditionalist who insists on Bovril for blowjobs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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A creative chef could incorporate it into any of those thingsApart from maybe the sweets, which could be improved by discarding them and eating some Marmite on toast instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:04,
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I have put marmite into a bolognaise sauce before worked wellAlso works in a Dahl
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Mmm... I'd spread Marmite on Sophie Dahl(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:16,
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Baked beans are disgustingMarmite - as a food additive is OK - on toast/bread/cheese it's concentrated hurl-inducing wrongness personified.
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Well, obviously THAT.But should we use him as food afterwards? Seems a waste not to.
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christ, imagine putting that in your mouthbleurgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:39,
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Sometimes when I'm in a hurry to get the kids supper ready I serve the caviar with shop bought blini instead of homemade.(
Peej, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:25,
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you fucken prole m8I bet you eat at Pizza Express on special occasions.
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I eat my peas with honey,I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
But on the whole the sweet/savoury contrast is quite agreeable once you get over the initial unusual nature of this particular combination of ingredients.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:36,
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The Sausage is a cunning birdWith feathers long and wavy
It swims around the frying pan
Until it is ultimately is cooked through and devoured by a nonfoodwrong.
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Peej, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:44,
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Don't pretend you don't like tiny green balls.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:55,
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I had shop bought Taste the Difficile fish cakes last night. They tasted like YM.
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lesson learned by the bbc, commas are importantbut it was all over turdbook, so i won't repost it here.
alt: i don't really have any. but when i was at university and i couldn't be bothered to wash the sandwich toaster, i made cheese toasties by melting the cheese in the microwave and pouring it over toast. does that count?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:54,
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it takes longer and it's messiermicrowaving the cheese takes 1 minute, whilst the bread is toasting. then pour it over the toast, hey presto, only one plate used.
but i think the main reason was that we had a ropey old death trap of a gas stove, and i was fucking terrified of it. i couldn't use the oven or grill unless oswald was there to risk his eyebrows and do it for me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:01,
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Radio 2? What the fuck is wrong with you, grandad?Alt: Ent had one for years, but I do quite like a pot noodle.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:55,
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Radio 2 or Radio 4 that's the only stations I ever tune in my car, Radio 1 is for cunts and local radio is shit...
Plus they played some Floyd this morning.
I do sometimes tune into radio 3 if its a composer I like
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'Radio 2 or Radio 4'Agreed. I sometimes throw in a cheeky Radio 4 extra for the comedy shows.
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I half listened to that Viv Stanshall doc you mentioned yesterday.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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It was fucking brilliantI just had it on in the background but every so often it would break through, and I would listen for a few minutes.
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That's exactly how I listened.Love the Sir Henry stuff
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:06,
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Great werent itI think they are doing the Sir Henry stuff as a stand alone on 4 extra as well
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There was some fairly decent stuff on R2 in the evenings a few years ago, but then they seemed to have a bit of a reshuffle to push the likes of me over to 6Music.Got a bit of a soft spot for Desmond Carrington and Jamie Cullum's jazz programme is alright.
But I wouldn't have anything other than Today or R3 in the mornings.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:00,
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I thought it was a bit odd that they put Mark Radcliffe on the R2 Folk showSeems to work though. I quite like Bob Harris's Country show too.
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I think they were gearing him up for that for a whileHe always reported from the Folk Awards and I suspect Mike Harding was a bit of a pain in the arse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:08,
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Just surfed around the web looking for info on Mike Harding1: Yes, he is/was ginger - I was unaware of this previously, Explains a lot.
2: He's started a podcast/website where he does a show of 'The best in folk, roots and acoustic music' - sound familiar?
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I have a recollection of finding his songs funny as a kidbut I couldn't tell you a single one... That said I used to find Jasper Carrot funny as a kid so my judgement may not be reliable
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Things were different back then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:14,
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So dont tell anyone and don't put it on the internet, but I have just been remembering Jaspers "Insurance Claims" skit... It is still funny.
But Shhhhhhhh Right
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Just in case anyone hasn't already realised this, you can disregard anything Swipey says about food.Shes a massive foodwrong who HPCCIHM
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Peej, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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Radio? Alt: pizza base, can of spaghetti bolognese, microwave.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:17,
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Is that the thing in my car that talks to me when I forget to plug in my mp4 player? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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It's a click from me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:22,
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A can of spaghetti bolognese?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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That is what I said. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:28,
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You'd love it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:34,
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Dinner of the godsPack of smoked back bacon, chips and HP Fruity Sauce. That is all.
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b3tz, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:25,
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Good Lord, has it really come back around to your once a year post on here, b3tz?Don't forget to start a new thread and then disappear again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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It was worth coming back just for that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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There is some algorithm or saink within Spotify radio, where you pick a track you like and it plays others based on that first choice, that somehow always throws in fucking Dodgy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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it's good enough with two, but frog likes it with three...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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But how do you get to Dodgy from Joyous? I don't get it :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:34,
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No.....See:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2247286
That's me under the parrot.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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Beans with chilli flakes, fried nommy chorizo and cheese on a buttery baked potato(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:37,
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I had a great evening kiddy fiddling, thanks.I've had to dismantle half the car to swap a small 90p rubber grommet. At night! Oh, the lols.
Alt: I don't have any, you grotty little man.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:37,
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I have never had to do that cos I buy modern cars that work all by themselves(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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It's been an excellent purchase. I haven't enjoyed a car so much in ages.But then I like tinkering :)
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Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:51,
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I agree it would be fun to tinkerHowever reliable transport is also very useful
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Well, it's never broken down on me, so I'd consider that reliable.(
Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:15,
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For an engine replacement, yes.You fail to acknowledge that I was going to do that anyway.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:30,
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Povvo food guiltKFC. There. Now I've said it.
I stay away from them because I LOVE KFC. Don't know why, I know it's the most greasy, additive-laden mutant chicken in the universe but it tastes so good!
I'm going to shower now, I feel dirty.
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I LOVE KFC, TOO. I have to restrict myself to twice a year.
I might have it for lunch today.
Thanks, Cap'n!
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DON'T DO IT!That's how it starts! First the KFC, then the track suit, then it's a spiral down into baseball caps, ropey tattoos and Lizzie Duke jewellery.
You'll be ending every sentence with 'Innit' or 'Yeah tho blud' within a week.
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Austrian smoked cheese added a supermarket pizza. Also chicken Kievs with tinned sweetcorn
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:12,
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I used to like supermarket pizzasand pizzas in general, but I cant stand the smell of them now... for my shame the only ones I can eat are from a vegetarian restaurant in Ambleside with pesto and pine nuts :( sad times
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Come over to the yurt side(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:36,
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Its actually a place I would recommend for all food wrongsgot a cinema attached and they do a deal for ticket to a film and 2 course meal for about £16 and the food is very good
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Aren't them chicken things susceptible to the bottom part being stolen?(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I will sit and eat a jar of pickled onions in one sitting.See also: Coleslaw, packet deli meat, pot noodles.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:49,
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Oh, and blow jobs. I didn't realise they were a povvo thing?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:50,
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Only if you are selling them for a fiver (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:00,
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McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, you name itI'm a fan of terrible greasy food, so I make sure I eat it as little as possible.
EDIT: Alternatively, until I was 17, I used to only eat steak well done.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:55,
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I had a greasy egg, bacon and sausage bap today. I feel dirty.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:06,
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Nothing wrong with them every once in a while(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28,
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12 at the moment, want to drop another stone in the coming months(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28,
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No, that's just how old I was when I learned how much better steak was when you didn't cook the shit out of it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28,
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