Morning Battered
Despite a pretty bad hangover, I'm actually in a fucking good mood. Had a few payday cans, ended up in a long conversation with a housemate, in which he gave me can after can. I'm not feeling too great, but in far too good a mood to care. Fuck knows why, mind.

I'm out later for a friend's birthday, just hoping there is no drama.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Payday cans is one of the most tragic things I've ever heard.
Special brew wasn't it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:34, Reply)

No,I picked up four Fursty Ferret
Housemate was on Stella
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:35, Reply)

You've got a hangover after 4 cans?
Amateur.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)

See above, I said he was giving me can after can, and that was after I'd finished mine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:37, Reply)

grooming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Sweet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Ferret is one of my favourite home drinking choices

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

It is excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Yeh, what a pathetic wanker! I had a couple of bottles of payday cooking sherry then huffed a can of payday lighter gas.

( Peej, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)

You've got it right PJ.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

What happened to going to the pub, eh? 'member the pub? 'member?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)

Drinking partner has gone teetotal, so midweek pints aren't quite as much fun

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Just go down the pub on your own, sit in the corner, try and make stilted conversation with strangers, play the fruit machine, glare awkwardly at people having 'fun'...
All the cool people are doing it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Local is actually pretty good for meeting new people at the weekend, it just tends to be pretty dead midweek.
Fucking great pints, mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)

I expect everyone is at home drinking payday cans.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:41, Reply)

'cans'?
How beastly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:38, Reply)

What would you prefer, wineskins?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

bottles.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Cheaper to get this one in cans, and no real taste difference.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I would say that there is a difference, your palate is too crude to detect it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)

I would say that the fact that you're trying to be smug over this is hilarious.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Oh now come on AA. Don't you know Dozer is better than everyone at everything?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Cans actually preserve beer better than bottles do, but ale drinkers tend to prefer bottles, thinking them somehow superior.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

I hope you arent suggesting that he is being a smug prick for no reason

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Because that *never* happens eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Nope no sirree

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Knowing dozer, he probably is already aware of this fact, but he enjoys being a prick online
And who are we to deny him that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)

he should ask himself why though
why does he get pleasure out of it?

weird.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I think it's because he's a prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I pour them into glasses anyway, so it doesn't really make a difference to me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Was it you that suggested golden hen?
Its fucking shit...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Don't think so, as I'm not fond of it.
I like Blandford Flyer, Tangle Foot, and Fursty Ferret from H&W
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

You've got a few good breweries near you, you should be drinking their beers instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Not a fan of any of the Macclesfield ones, think it's the water
There's an excellent one in Crewe, but their name escapes me atm
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Ale names are gay

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:34, Reply)

One of my favourites is Marston Firestoker.
As my local brewery used to be the Hogs Head, I have also consumed a lot of TEA.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Good choices
Don't ever though think you have picked up a Blandford only to find its actually a Poachers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Poachers is horrid

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Its a fucking shocker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

^^this
only fizzy piss comes in cans.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)