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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am fond of a large posterior and cannot tell a falsehood
*points out of painting*
*grins*
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)
*points out of painting*
*grins*
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Read a news story about a bloke who forgot about his boat.
£65 grand's worth with the keys just tied to the railings. Stayed there for two years without being nicked before somebody went "er, does anybody own this boat?" and the guy was all like "OMG BOAT LOL"
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
£65 grand's worth with the keys just tied to the railings. Stayed there for two years without being nicked before somebody went "er, does anybody own this boat?" and the guy was all like "OMG BOAT LOL"
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
There is a black merc 4x4 parked down the road from my place which has been sitting there for about two months now
since the dodgy car window tinting business suddenly went tits up and vanished.
Should I report it to the council? It doesn't have a tax disc.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
since the dodgy car window tinting business suddenly went tits up and vanished.
Should I report it to the council? It doesn't have a tax disc.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I would refer m'learned colleague
to the case of Losers vs Weepers.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)
to the case of Losers vs Weepers.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)
My mate took me out in a little sailing dinghy.
"We'll do a dry capsize" he said, "It'll be great fun - I've been practicing", he said.
As I swam back to the boat, and squeezed out my cigarettes, and inspected my now-ruined Zippo lighter, I resolved not to trust him again.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
"We'll do a dry capsize" he said, "It'll be great fun - I've been practicing", he said.
As I swam back to the boat, and squeezed out my cigarettes, and inspected my now-ruined Zippo lighter, I resolved not to trust him again.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I cant stand them
but lots of people seem to like them so who am I to judge
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
but lots of people seem to like them so who am I to judge
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
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