Following on from earlier comments, anyone seen or done any good April Fool jokes this morning?
other than YM, obv.

alt: Are April Fool jokes just an annoying waste of time?

altalt: Who should Rory "be" next?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 7:20, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

April Fool jokes are for queers.
Rory should be Pooflake next.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 7:29, Reply)

alt: my dad used to wake me up every year with a lame joke about a pony being in the garden
for about the first 3 years I jumped out of bed thinking they'd bought me a pony. I was an idiotic kid.

altalt: he should be on another website. maybe one for people with Alzheimer's, they don't mind a bit of madness and repetition.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 7:52, Reply)

altalt: alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:00, Reply)

hahaha yeah repetition hahahahah

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:56, Reply)

check em

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:58, Reply)

well this might be an April fool...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/scottish-politics/10735711/Alex-Salmond-to-replace-the-Queen-on-new-Scottish-pound-coin.html

.... but you KNOW salmond thinks it's a great idea. watch out for it in his next "driving on the right side" manifesto.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:08, Reply)

"a facility funded by Sir Sean Connery"
yeah, I think your keen intellect has spotted a wind-up there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:47, Reply)

'fashility'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)

how about the journo's name? flora poli?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)

April fools is brilliant I love it
* I don't really that was just a hilarious april fool on you all aren't they brilliant, No... Ad infinitum.

Altalt... Freddy Mercury
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Altalt: Rory was always Pooflake - just a sockpuppet

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:10, Reply)

www.julienslive.com/view-auctions/catalog/id/120/lot/51529/?url=%2Fview-auctions%2Fcatalog%2Fid%2F120%2F%3Fpage%3D18
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Aprils fools jokes are for cunts

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Was she the girl in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Alt: I love wakkkiness, they should have a special day for it or summat.
Altalt: I'm rather enjoying his latest incarnation of "Rory". I hope he changes it soon.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:45, Reply)

wa
iness
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:54, Reply)

They're affiliated to my favourite brand of cigarettes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Benson and Hedgkkkes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Lambert & Hitler

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)

google maps on a phone has a "collect em all" pokemon thing
I collected 11 before I realised what I was doing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:45, Reply)

Wolverhampton Station has apparently been renamed Wolverine Station
although this may be some sort of movie promotion rather than an April Fools.

Alt: Mostly, unless they're just the right level to suck in a bunch of morons for the rest of us to laugh at.

AltAlt: Vipros.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I've had 10 hours uninterrupted sleep \o/

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I had 8 \o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Makes such a difference eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:08, Reply)

It really does, yes
I was supposed to be out last night but I had so much to do I didn't get the chance. Had two viewings on my house, both positive so fingers are crossed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Cockmonger
I woke up at 5 and couldn't get back to sleep, which explains why I was in the office for 8:35.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Dreaming about your bird?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I was

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Oddly, she did turn up

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Did you get fingers and tops in your dream?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Nah, she was stood there holding the lube whilst he fucked a goat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I for one support the artist formally known as Monty's in his naming of his new abode "McBeef Towers"
Lets celebrate by booking 90's DJ "SKAM" for a all night party.
( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)

let's see how quickly we can get him evicted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Would someone other that Jason, Swipe or Dozer please start a new thread

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)

why don't you do it?
oh wait, because yours are utterly shite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Which is why I have asked someone else to start one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)