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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Its like this when you pull out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOB9YigVYqs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:24, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Fucked a girl up the arse in a tent at Reading Festival.
Put it this way. When I pulled out I was fucking glad I had a condom on.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Splashback

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I had to kick my mate large Bri out of his own tent so I could pork some bird in there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I once pretended to be Californian at Reading Festival, fucked a girl and in the morning forgot the charade.
She was really fucking pissed off. Oh well got a shag out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I used to claim fighter pilot or brain surgeon.
Must admit I never thought of Yank.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Ooo-arrr, burrrrrd. Oim frahm Callyforrrrnya.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
....brrrrabbbbrrrabbb.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
At Glasto last year I was awoken by a bad smell and some swearing.
My Mrs had fallen aslep on and then fallen off the piss bucket getting it all over the last set of clean clothes she had.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
She seems like your ideal woman

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Piss bucket?
Posh cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
That's his pet name for YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Not for me you understand.
I just hang it outside the tent and let my stream of righteousness fall where it may.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Who would have thought the young girl to have had so much blood in her

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

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