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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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dion't you go to the pub at 4?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Not everyday, not at all this week.
I have only had 1 beer this week and that was last night.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)


I have started on this year's rosé intake
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Bit gay.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
TGGI^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
it's well gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Rose is excellent in the hot weather and especially at lunchtime
you pleb
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Yeah my ex liked it, and so do many other women.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I'm calling you a woman here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
and I will double up on that and call him a todger dodger

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
do you want to fuck my cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
No thank you, I only take women orally or anally

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
citation needed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
safety first

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
it's a girl's drink

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
It s no Glen Moray thats for sure

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
yer I don't like Glen Moray but nice try

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I just tried to think of the cheapest single I could

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Glenfiddich.
Cheap as well as nasty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I get a liter of bells from my grand father in law every year for Christmas
i give away a litre of Bells every new year
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
yer Bells is cheap shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Out of the 2 I would rather drink Moray
and I think fiddy is at least twice the price, as its the uneducated malt.

(on a side note as I like to experiment coop single malt is ok, I think its a rebottled Dalmore)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
it is indeed a rebottled Dalmore 12

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
But for half the price,
I quite like Dalmore
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
yer 15 quid a bottle is alright
But Dalmore is mediocre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:58, Reply)
mediocre
maybe but drinkable,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:02, Reply)
saw someone banging on about Glenlivet being the king of whiskies
any of them over 12 years old, apparently. Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
that's bollocks
Glenlivet is only mediocre.

Glenfarclas and an cnoc are better, to name just two.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
what I figured
They were American, so it's perhaps excusable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Americans have no idea about whisky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)

americans I
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
correct, you do indeed have no idea about whisky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
you have no idea about what i have any ideas about, since you've never met me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
...says the walrus who reckons she knows all about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:09, Reply)
i couldn't give a fuck about you, borybumchum

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)
you're a bit obsessed with me though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm off out now
with real friends. do enjoy your virtual bumming, friendless xx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)
^ obsessed ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I love rose.
Case closed.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I think Nakers just opened a case.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
More like a closet

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I prefered it over there at thr righthand side

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is the right hand side.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
DAMMIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
^^BENT SPASTIC IN ACTION HERE FOLKS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Oh man its like his flappy wrists have affected his ability to see

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
i do NOT have flappy wrists

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
or flappy hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)
nothing about me flaps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)
except your wrists and gaping anus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
goddammit bonzo

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
what about your gaping bum flaps?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Typical Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
a valise

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
I didnt know you were batting with Jason
Well good on ya I say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
The only batting he gets is round the head.
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with my MEATSNAKE
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
MEATSNAKE FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
RT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
+ to win a meatsnake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
He knows!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Snake has done a tiny poo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:04, Reply)
no, he's left a tiny meat treat for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:08, Reply)

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