He is either the worlds greatest actor or the coldest killer
I couldn't quite understand Nel saying why don't you admit killing her, when he has admitted killing her all along
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was surprised by the prosecution and what they could say and get away with

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

harsh them South Africans.
Im undecided too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)

You arent undecided
You decided to would love to get stump fucked by ol Pistols months ago
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)

he's fit. But no stump fucking please

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

you want him to stump flick your happy place

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Its the way saffer law works
due to the lack of jury, the only difference in this case is the public nature of it.

Also I like saying Oscar Pistorius to rhyme with Uncle Bulgaria.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:30, Reply)

what? how?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)

From the wombles song as it names the characters
same syllables
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I think the confusion arose from your use of the word "rhyme"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)

point taken
But it was easier to type than "I like to sing his name to the same rhythm and beat of Uncle Bulgaria when reference in the wombles song"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)

But look at how much you've ended up having to type in order to clarify this
And me as well.
A stitch in time, Bonz...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I am very sorry mate
I prostrate myself humbly at your feet and will await divine forgiveness
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

*fetches Bovril*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)

*ding dong*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

i still don't se how you can get pistorius to rhyme with bulgaria

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)

He's not, he is singing it to the tune of that bit of the theme tune.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

i dunt know that bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Well shut the fuck up then kiddy cunt toucher

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Are you aware of the wombles song?
you can get the cadence (if this is the right music term)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

i know the first bit but not the bulgariajn b it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2258302
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Coming over here. stealing our Wombles.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

They were trying to get him to admit that he was deliberately shooting at the 'intruder'
If he admits that, it kind of doesn't matter who it was.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)

unless they were black of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:30, Reply)

ya kull 'im artside the harse, thin dreg 'im insaide, THIN ya cawl the cups.
Got that the wrong way around.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Surely if it was a burglar it would've been black?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

"it"
nice
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I like his new username, 'Weeping Pistorius'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

he did admit it. he said "yes I shot her"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:45, Reply)

yeaqh, that's not being disputed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)

DEN Y IZ HE NOT GON 2 JAYELL????!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)

He will definitely get some sort of sentence.
If not for killing her then the bullets he used, the weapons he had etc.
It's more the length he gets (giggity)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

6 years or so for accidental killing
compared to full life term for Moider

Odd thing in SA courts is they can consider the lesser crime even if found not guilty of the major one.
Which I don't think you can here unless it is part of the prosecution statement (I am fully wiling to be corrected on this)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)

If he get off for murder it's still manslaughter, and I would guess there is something about firearms negligence or whatever that would come into play there.
I'm glad he's going to prison, because his 'blades' were too long, he's a cheat.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Plus he wouldnt be allowed his blades in prison
so his head will be a groin height to all the inmates
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

You got a real purdy mouth

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)

there is a justifiable defence law in SA though so he could in theory get away with it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Well at least they will get him for being a cheat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

South African gun laws are reasonably strict.
You can only fire if you (and only you, not anybody else) are being approached and are in reasonable fear of your life. Shooting through a bog door into the head of a cowering girl don't count.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Guilty or not, I'd lock him up for all that pathetic blubbing in the dock.
Fucksake man have some dignity
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

'Weeping Pistorious' strikes again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

If he was going to be all bloobloo about it
then he shouldn't have fucking shot her. Man needs to get a grip.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

What if the girl is a 'fucking cunt'? I hope that is taken into account.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)

are you looking for precedent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Yes, I'm going to shoot your mum. With my cock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

juvenille office lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

You're not going to get away with shooting swipe.
Not in this country anyway
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

We're going on holiday. Just saying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

alright Mr Dewani

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

not with that attitude, we're not

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)

you'll have to poo with the door open in case he tries to shoot you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

What makes you think she doesn't already do that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

i forgot; northern
they're used a bucket in the corner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I heard she shits into her hand
so she can throw poo at poor meatsnake
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

i'm a girl
i never ever poo. disgusting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

that might be why you'er so fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Some people, not me, but some people *might* say, and I don't say this, but some may, that she's full of shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

tee hee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

you're uninvited tonight

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I wasn't invited anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

We aren't anyway though so it's okay to joke about murdering you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Mitigating circumstances, but still governed by proportionate response, innit.
A strong backhand across the cheek would be acceptable, but four bullet holes in the old noggin are generally seen as not being quite cricket.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

he wasn't even that good a shot
hip, arm, misss and head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

He couldn't actually see her though, Nakers.
Give the man a break. I think he did quite well, considering.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)

I expect that's the last 'head' he'll get for a while, giving on the other hand....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

gaol or jail?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Jail
as they are uncouth heathens
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Both.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Both
The word came into English in two forms, jaiole from Old French and gayole from Anglo-Norman French gaole (surviving in the spelling gaol), originally pronounced with a hard g, as in goat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Thank you professers tanhgiers
I genuinely did not know this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I said it first

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

he said it better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Perhaps, but he is also a hippy cunt. I feel you need this bringing to your attention.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Naked Ape touches hippies on the cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

in bet your's is like a raptors nest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Stop imagining my cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

well that's the first time someone's told me to do that when not on public transport

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

gayhole?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

stop offering yourself you filthy beast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

No thanks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

like a strong wind?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

he's just said "if she had made a noise or came out I would not have fired"
What a load of shit. Did he even give her a chance to?
Trigger happy moron.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

bang bang bang bang
stop or I will shoot


Oh...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)