God I hate cyclists.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:55, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Is it because you're fat and can't get on a bike without listening to American Irish rock bands like teh Dropkick Murphys or Flogging Molly?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)

no, it's because they are all exceptional cunts
i was on the strand in a cab this morning, and a dickhead cyclist who was TOO IMPORTANT AND TOO IMPATIENT TO QUEUE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING forced himself down the wrong side of the car. then had the nerve to stand and shout at the poor driver when he nearly hit it.

fucking twats, the lot of 'em.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Do you like the fact that everyone hates you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

they don't
i'm incredibly loved and liked and popular
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Did you find out what catface texted to his mother?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

no, i think it shall remain forevermore a secret
going here tonight, looks well nom. you should take the lady when she gets back.

www.kaspars.co.uk/menus/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

£15 starters?
She can pay.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

who says romance is dead??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)

"Well loved."

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)

haha, my neighbour is black and he's a right cunt, therefore all blacks should be shot and then sent back

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

black cyclist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)

yeah, well done

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)

MY NEIGHBOUR IS CYCLIST

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

well hurry up and run him over then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)

No.
It's because absolutely all cyclists are arseholes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I think more people should become cyclists.
That would reduce the demand on delicious petrol, then normal people would hopefully see the price of fuel go down.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Yes thats the reason its so expensive
not the gov taxing it at 60% or the oil firms buying it from themselves to inflate their profit margins while claiming they make no money from fuel sales.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)