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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh lol
look at his face. it was so him! yeah, this is the THIRD TIME they've made this terrible mistake...
metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-media-ann-and-ron-hayward-refuse-to-pay-bill-in-tv-porn-row-4695892/
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:26, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
look at his face. it was so him! yeah, this is the THIRD TIME they've made this terrible mistake...
metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-media-ann-and-ron-hayward-refuse-to-pay-bill-in-tv-porn-row-4695892/
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:26, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
More fool them when porn is free on the internet
From Reddish (faced) in Stockport
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
From Reddish (faced) in Stockport
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
i used to let flats in reddish
you could have a 1 bed flat for about £75pw. they just watched 3 weeksworth of porn.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
you could have a 1 bed flat for about £75pw. they just watched 3 weeksworth of porn.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
MIstake, yeah right.
That look on his face ain't guilt though. He's just realised what the mrs has been watching whenever he's been in his shed.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
That look on his face ain't guilt though. He's just realised what the mrs has been watching whenever he's been in his shed.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I have an entire shopping basket full of easter chocolate goodies
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
hotel chocolat
are doing mini chocolate bunnies stuffed with caramel. DIRTY little bitches.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
are doing mini chocolate bunnies stuffed with caramel. DIRTY little bitches.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Fuck that. They don't make:
www.chococo.co.uk/products/detail.php?prodid=663
:D
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
www.chococo.co.uk/products/detail.php?prodid=663
:D
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
i see your feeble dinosaur and raise you...
www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs/the-classic-ostrich-egg
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs/the-classic-ostrich-egg
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
these bad bitches go on 50% sale the day after easter monday
every year my colleague is there at 8am to get all that for just £40
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
every year my colleague is there at 8am to get all that for just £40
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
your colleguae is a fat cheapskate cunt
unless you are your colleauge in which case you are a fat cheapskate cunt
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:20, Reply)
unless you are your colleauge in which case you are a fat cheapskate cunt
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:20, Reply)
yes it does
you're in league with them, therefore you are co.
the extra L is just for luck.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
you're in league with them, therefore you are co.
the extra L is just for luck.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
he's not that fat, i suspect because he is reeeeeally tall
he and his boyfriend lie in bed eating it, and texting me, because they know i am at the gym or something tortuous.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
he and his boyfriend lie in bed eating it, and texting me, because they know i am at the gym or something tortuous.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
i bet he shoves the chocs up his arse then shits them into his partners mouth
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
WHAT ME AND TANGLES GET UP TO IS NO BODYS BUSINESS BUT OURS
and maybe his wifes
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
and maybe his wifes
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Thinking About Tangles' Cunt
It's a more easily digestible hashtag appropriate buzz thingie this way
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
It's a more easily digestible hashtag appropriate buzz thingie this way
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
it's all the same when it's in your gaping gob
except that this has much more of it
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
except that this has much more of it
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
in putting my phone back in my pocket without locking the screen I have just texted Natwest
'EWANK'
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
'EWANK'
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
i was made to learn that for some misdemeanour at school
i can still recite the cunt, word for word, some 23 years later. can i remember the law i read yesterday? NO.
o frabjous day, calloo callay.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
i can still recite the cunt, word for word, some 23 years later. can i remember the law i read yesterday? NO.
o frabjous day, calloo callay.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
I can still say grace in Latin, but i don't know where my car keys are
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
so you lost your rear virginity before your front virginity
interesting
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:32, Reply)
interesting
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:32, Reply)
nah, teh abuse was before my time mostly
I musty have been ugly to nonce :(
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I musty have been ugly to nonce :(
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
you were probably quite long and gangly
like a teenage daddy long legs
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
like a teenage daddy long legs
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
this was before that
up to age 12, i was only just starting to get lanky
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
up to age 12, i was only just starting to get lanky
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
At age 12 I had the legs of a dancer and I STILL didn't get a noncing.
I have no idea what I was doing wrong.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I have no idea what I was doing wrong.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
maybe cos you stank of garlic, wore your rucksack on both shoulders and listened to awful pop music?
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
It was just going round my head so I thought I would punish others
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Because it's built on the site of one of the main vegetable importers that served the London grocer trade
back in the 18th century. It's called "Savoy" because it primarily imported from the region. The same region that gave its name to the lettuce.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
back in the 18th century. It's called "Savoy" because it primarily imported from the region. The same region that gave its name to the lettuce.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Yup.
It's definitely not named after the Duke of Savoy, who owned the area.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:04, Reply)
It's definitely not named after the Duke of Savoy, who owned the area.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Boat Drinks. That's a common toast in prison.
An ideal. Yeah, at the end of a long bad life, there you are. On a big cabin cruiser somewhere in the Florida keys. Havin' boat drinks.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
An ideal. Yeah, at the end of a long bad life, there you are. On a big cabin cruiser somewhere in the Florida keys. Havin' boat drinks.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
i'm helping a b3tan get their deposit back
the landlord claims he has a solicitor (the dude isn't qualified) and his name is mr tricky. you couldn't make that shit up.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:56, Reply)
the landlord claims he has a solicitor (the dude isn't qualified) and his name is mr tricky. you couldn't make that shit up.
( , Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:56, Reply)
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