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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh lollook at his face. it was so him! yeah, this is the THIRD TIME they've made this terrible mistake...
metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-media-ann-and-ron-hayward-refuse-to-pay-bill-in-tv-porn-row-4695892/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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More fool them when porn is free on the internet From Reddish (faced) in Stockport
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:34,
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i used to let flats in reddishyou could have a 1 bed flat for about £75pw. they just watched 3 weeksworth of porn.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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MIstake, yeah right.That look on his face ain't guilt though. He's just realised what the mrs has been watching whenever he's been in his shed.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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I have an entire shopping basket full of easter chocolate goodies(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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hotel chocolatare doing mini chocolate bunnies stuffed with caramel. DIRTY little bitches.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:08,
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Fuck that. They don't make:www.chococo.co.uk/products/detail.php?prodid=663
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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i see your feeble dinosaur and raise you...www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs/the-classic-ostrich-egg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:17,
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these bad bitches go on 50% sale the day after easter mondayevery year my colleague is there at 8am to get all that for just £40
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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your colleguae is a fat cheapskate cuntunless you are your colleauge in which case you are a fat cheapskate cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:20,
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yeah, i can't spell colleauge and i've given up trying t learn#(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:20,
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yes it doesyou're in league with them, therefore you are co.
the extra L is just for luck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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THIS IS EXCELLENTI'd never thought of it like that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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he's not that fat, i suspect because he is reeeeeally tallhe and his boyfriend lie in bed eating it, and texting me, because they know i am at the gym or something tortuous.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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i bet he shoves the chocs up his arse then shits them into his partners mouth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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WHAT ME AND TANGLES GET UP TO IS NO BODYS BUSINESS BUT OURSand maybe his wifes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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Thinking About Tangles' CuntIt's a more easily digestible hashtag appropriate buzz thingie this way
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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i like it, but not as much as I liken tangles cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:43,
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fat whoreget her to eat them on the tube
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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it's one of your lothe and his boyfriend love a bit of it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:45,
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it's all the same when it's in your gaping gobexcept that this has much more of it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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in putting my phone back in my pocket without locking the screen I have just texted Natwest'EWANK'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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i was made to learn that for some misdemeanour at schooli can still recite the cunt, word for word, some 23 years later. can i remember the law i read yesterday? NO.
o frabjous day, calloo callay.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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I can still say grace in Latin, but i don't know where my car keys are(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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child abuse leaves a scarin saecula saeculorum
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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SOOO many of my ex teachers have been done for noncing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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so you lost your rear virginity before your front virginityinteresting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:32,
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nah, teh abuse was before my time mostlyI musty have been ugly to nonce :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:34,
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you were probably quite long and ganglylike a teenage daddy long legs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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this was before thatup to age 12, i was only just starting to get lanky
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:39,
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At age 12 I had the legs of a dancer and I STILL didn't get a noncing.I have no idea what I was doing wrong.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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maybe cos you stank of garlic, wore your rucksack on both shoulders and listened to awful pop music?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:43,
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some (batt) people (ered) haven't reached that stage yet(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:42,
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It was just going round my head so I thought I would punish others(, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Can everyone stop imagining my cunt please?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:49,
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I'm already in the pub!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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they are my neighbors!i wonder why it's named after a cabbage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:58,
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Because it's built on the site of one of the main vegetable importers that served the London grocer tradeback in the 18th century. It's called "Savoy" because it primarily imported from the region. The same region that gave its name to the lettuce.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:01,
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Yup.It's definitely not named after the Duke of Savoy, who owned the area.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:04,
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Boat Drinks. That's a common toast in prison.An ideal. Yeah, at the end of a long bad life, there you are. On a big cabin cruiser somewhere in the Florida keys. Havin' boat drinks.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:06,
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i'm helping a b3tan get their deposit backthe landlord claims he has a solicitor (the dude isn't qualified) and his name is mr tricky. you couldn't make that shit up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:56,
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you have a good heart swipeya good hart and hideous orange hair
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:59,
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