Sweary Mayory
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/swindon-mayor-says-sorry-for-calling-disabled-people-mongols--but-charities-dismiss-forced-apology-9258603.html
Do places like Swindon need a mayor, let alone one who hates spastics?
What other traditions do we need to let go of?

Alt. Yo Momma

Altalt. Why is Battered such an angry little man?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:48, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

SUP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)

*fist bumps*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

strikethrough so it says 'fists bum'

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

hilair

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

strike through 'il' so it says hair and add some words to make reference to your slaphead

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)

sorry that was supposed to say SUJ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

dunno what that is soz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

SUJ

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

suck ur jism

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

STUJ

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Everywhere should have a cretin for Mayor.
You should run in Newcastle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Edgy.
You're always one step ahead, Stunned.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Yes.
Alt: NO YOU
Altalt: Don't know or care.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

well i for one am mortally offthhended

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Shut up, Mongol.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

*invades newcastle with hordes*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

dont live there no more

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Thanks Carrie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Places like Swindon need levelling.
Then we can let any old half-witted kid who's lasted for more than ten minutes on SimCity without losing money to redesign the place and still end up with a more pleasant place to live.

viz. Newport, MK, Cov
( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Have you ever been to Port Talbot?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I never dared. Drove past it a couple of times.
It looked like a single, massive factory. I felt genuinely sorry for anybody living there.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Not as bad as the jew infested slumpit that is Lewisham.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Jewisham

( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)

It really is. Worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Exactly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Wanna meet for lunch on Thursday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

yer alright
Somewhere with a garden so we can sit in the dun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Good idea

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

southbank?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Works for me. Let's see what lurch has to say.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Can't do Thursday, mate as I am driving to Cornwall that night.
What about Weds or tomoz?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Can't do tomorrow or Wednesday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

me neither

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Let the weather brighten up and we can try again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

You want to sit in the toilet?
Weird.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)

sorry7 i havea cold

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)

i dunno whether to have a coffee, tea or green tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

i settled on A Tim Tam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Penguin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

this was deffo a tim tam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)

they are the same as penguins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)

they are a bit thicker and crispier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)

We should do away with queens.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

and then brooklyn.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Having spent more than a day in Swindon, I can confirm that the place seems to have got the mayor that it deserves

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

i've been to swindon
it needs the coventry treatment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)

From my brief visit, I assumed that it had already received it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)

I didn't know there was a yurt housing estate there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)