What have I missed today then kids?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:03, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

apparently it's british beef week soon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Bad news if you're a cow though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)

PhillyJoe is working out how much of a dowrie he's gonna get of Stunned in 2027.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Literally the best day on b3ta ever.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I assume there has been Internet Upset.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)

i'm am very upset as ususal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Someone got banned.
Someone else changed their name.
Not one shit was given about either.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Who got banned?
Who changed their name?

I am 'giving a shit'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)

tim stilton got banned and was resurrected as Jim Chedder, it's a modern day easter miracle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Don't care.
How is the family Nakers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)

I can't give their name because I'll get stepped again even though every other cunt is doing it
Just a quick scan down qotw should tell you, it's written on there about a hundred times
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)

'alright'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Bastard work getting in the way of internet time.
:(

Pray for me
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Shut up Jaysums

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)

No point.
The baby jeebus doesn't like queers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Then why did he make us so pretty?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Hardly.
If you had anything about you then you wouldn't have to settle for cock. Even a below average looking bloke can get some tits and muff, you gaylords must be well ugly if the best you can manage is 'Big Dave'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:59, Reply)

I can totally get tits and muff but it's no contest.
I get hit on quite a bit when Im out and about of the female of the species.
and I don't mean drag queens
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:09, Reply)

on
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:14, Reply)

TWO BLACK EYES MEANS I HAD TO TELL HER TWICE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:20, Reply)

or that you got sat on mid-felch

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:21, Reply)

You disgust me

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:28, Reply)

\o/

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:31, Reply)

my fucking penis!
Hahaha haha hahaha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Classic Two Hats!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:28, Reply)

link pls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)

www.thelittleacorns.com
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I have ordered a "takeaway" of "Chinese food" from my "smart phone"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)

pikey

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Today, I care not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)

What did you order?
Specifically, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Spicey tom yum fried chicken noodles
And some satay chicken
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:53, Reply)

i'm going out for turkish
this pisses all over your chinese
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I don't like thick curly black hairs in my food
I hope you don't find any in yours
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)

but long straight black ones are fine?
good, good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:43, Reply)

and homophobic

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:43, Reply)

You're not wrong.
She should hate the queer nig-nogs just as much. Or like them. I'm not sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I think a steaming hot curry might cure my cold
I think the Doris might have food plans that involve salad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Chicks dig me

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:36, Reply)

What they want to do is dig a hole and put you in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:39, Reply)

And hamsters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:43, Reply)

hail the great mary, full of Grace

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Alright, Stelios Feta

( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I'm going to bingo tomorrow night.
Not entirely sure how I feel about this.
There is a bar, mind.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Number 88
Will repulse you less than it does 'the normals'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Start an evening thread, Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:07, Reply)