I got a starter kit for Christmas, although I fucked that one up (stored at wrong temperature)
Started a new one, and it's come off rather well!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Veg patch first, homebrew next

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)

In recent vegetable news...
I got my allotment all planted up a couple of weeks ago, only to discover that the water tap that the council installed doesn't actually fucking work.

Sad times.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:30, Reply)

The two raised beds I built and planted are starting to come up
The garlic and beetroot, particularly so
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Someone nicked my beetroots.
I caught 'em red-handed!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

oh ho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

why did they piss on their own hands?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

For the chive of it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Cool. I planted some broccoli and French beans in egg boxes on my kitchen window and they're rocketed in about a week.
I'll plant them outside at the weekend. Nature is pretty fucking cool.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I have lettuces, runner beans, red onions and purple sprouting brocolli out in the plot
6 tomato varieties, sunflowers, courgettes, french beans, chard, sprouts and some other bits growing in pots ready for planting out in a week or so
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Your choice of veg is straying towards 'gay'.
Where the fuck are your spuds man?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I haven't chitted them yet, gonna do it this evening

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Aren't you a bit late?
I got mine planted out a week or two back. Had them chitted weeks before that.

Also you're a southern woopsie, so you can get away with doing it even earlier in the year.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I have so much to look forward to in my twilight years

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Well you just need to start twinkling as you've got "gay" off to a good start

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Im not into twinks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

racist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Aids, lack of kids or grandkids, failed relationships and being disowned by family for your lifestyle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

No AIDS here thanks.
Parents don't mind it.
Don't want kids.
The only good relationship you need is with yourself.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)

so you wouldn't mind being in solitary confinement for the rest of your life?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:38, Reply)

WELL, LET'S HOPE i NEVER GET CAUGHT, EH?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I don't have a relationship with myself, handsome as I am, I just don't fancy fellas.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

"If you can't love yourself, how the hell can you love anyone else" - RuPaul
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I got my dad a homebrew kit as one of his birthday presents.
Reckon it'll both keep him out of trouble and get him in trouble at the same time.

I look forward to the first batch of cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Sounds good, but be careful
Homebrew cider can be fucking deadly, learned that one the hard way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I'll be amazed if he ever uses it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)

I found one in my larder (really) the other week that Id forgotten about.
The yeast or whatever is out of date and im using the plastic bin as a washing basket.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)