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Pretzels fucking rock
What else rocks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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granite?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:04,
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tggi
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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We're going to have to disagree on this Sporters
I hope we can still be friends.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Of course
Our love transcends mere snacking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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*Nibbles*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:09,
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I'm with you on this one RF
I can sprinkle salt on 3-day stale bread and eat it if I want to, I choose not to because I'm not mental.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:22,
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Says you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:24,
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Indeed.
However, not liking pretzels does not guarantee that you aren't in fact mental. I would still check with your healthcare professional, just to be safe.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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Fraggles.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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\o/
Theres a new kiddies cartoon about the Doozers these days, fact fans
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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Is it full of irritating shits who just say 'alright'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:09,
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hahaha!
Yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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Yer.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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My new trainers, timberlands, lager and jumpers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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lager jumpers!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:09,
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WANT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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Extra lager jumpers!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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tra port
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:13,
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Extra Payday
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:23,
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Mega mega white thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:11,
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Homebrewing! (Not really)
Although, it is a cheap way to get very drunk, which is nice.
Glad to see you back, Sporto.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:11,
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I intend to start homebrewing soon
Proper skint at the moment
Cheers!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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I got a starter kit for Christmas, although I fucked that one up (stored at wrong temperature)
Started a new one, and it's come off rather well!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:18,
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Veg patch first, homebrew next
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25,
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In recent vegetable news...
I got my allotment all planted up a couple of weeks ago, only to discover that the water tap that the council installed doesn't actually fucking work.
Sad times.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:30,
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The two raised beds I built and planted are starting to come up
The garlic and beetroot, particularly so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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Someone nicked my beetroots.
I caught 'em red-handed!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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oh ho
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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why did they piss on their own hands?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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For the chive of it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Cool. I planted some broccoli and French beans in egg boxes on my kitchen window and they're rocketed in about a week.
I'll plant them outside at the weekend. Nature is pretty fucking cool.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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I have lettuces, runner beans, red onions and purple sprouting brocolli out in the plot
6 tomato varieties, sunflowers, courgettes, french beans, chard, sprouts and some other bits growing in pots ready for planting out in a week or so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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Your choice of veg is straying towards 'gay'.
Where the fuck are your spuds man?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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I haven't chitted them yet, gonna do it this evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37,
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Aren't you a bit late?
I got mine planted out a week or two back. Had them chitted weeks before that.
Also you're a southern woopsie, so you can get away with doing it even earlier in the year.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:39,
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I have so much to look forward to in my twilight years
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Well you just need to start twinkling as you've got "gay" off to a good start
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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Im not into twinks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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racist
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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Aids, lack of kids or grandkids, failed relationships and being disowned by family for your lifestyle.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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No AIDS here thanks.
Parents don't mind it.
Don't want kids.
The only good relationship you need is with yourself.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37,
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so you wouldn't mind being in solitary confinement for the rest of your life?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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WELL, LET'S HOPE i NEVER GET CAUGHT, EH?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:43,
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I don't have a relationship with myself, handsome as I am, I just don't fancy fellas.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:44,
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"If you can't love yourself, how the hell can you love anyone else" - RuPaul
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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I got my dad a homebrew kit as one of his birthday presents.
Reckon it'll both keep him out of trouble and get him in trouble at the same time.
I look forward to the first batch of cider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:30,
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Sounds good, but be careful
Homebrew cider can be fucking deadly, learned that one the hard way.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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I'll be amazed if he ever uses it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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I found one in my larder (really) the other week that Id forgotten about.
The yeast or whatever is out of date and im using the plastic bin as a washing basket.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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abillies
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Kroney, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:13,
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trufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:14,
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I like the little chocolate covered ones
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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Me too
They shouldn't work but they do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25,
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He's talking about black kids' cunts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:26,
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So was I
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:26,
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Rock musicians
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:21,
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Gene Vincent Rocks!
And The Blue Caps Roll
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:23,
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Chinese
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:26,
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I got a free Stella glass with four pint size payday cans. WOOP WOOP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:27,
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Stella.
That's the payday can of management.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:31,
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Yeah, it suits me. I like Stella.
#andwot?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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nah man it's full of chemicals and shit that make people violent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Oh yeah I forgot that scientifically flawed arguement.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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it's deffo troo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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I don't mind because I like chemicals and violence
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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Can I have it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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If I die then yes, of course
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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Perfect.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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Change this for worcester sauce twiglets and you have yourself a deal!
or you can just JEW OFF!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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Twiglets are too fucking messy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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depends on your etiquette, really.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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innit, it looks like you've been clapping your hands in the toilet afterwards.
And they get all over your silver'n'white keyboard.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Twiglets are rubbish.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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MOTORHEAD, you prick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:31,
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MOTÖRHEAD
*You* prick.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Geek.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:40,
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^üpset^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:42,
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That's the way I like it, baby.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:43,
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^Ace honky-spade.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:44,
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♤
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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snyders are AMAZING
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:44,
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Hang on, I might have been rash below,
JalapeƱo snyders are the business.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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yep
and the hot buffalo wings ones. and the sausage and mustard ones.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna get some on the way home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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they are awesome
tesco now have them. a good day for tastebuds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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Get her and her fancy ñ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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Auto correct did it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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OMG YES
Honey and mustard, and jellipino OMG.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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I don't even like spicy-hot stuff, or green peppers, but they're great.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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Jellipino
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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#jellipino
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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I deleted my Twitter because it hot taken over by some bloke posting nonsense in a foreign language.
Well I assume it was nonsense. I don't speak foreign.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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Bit extreme, I just stopped following Jaysham
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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wtf? did it start posting from you, or did you follow abu hanza?
My twitter started filling up with anti-EDL stuff and got so political that I deleted it, so I started a new one and now it's all about cool bits of internet that I can steal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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well, I didn't dleete it, i just stopped using it and went by a new name.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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It started posting for me.
Confused me a bit if I'm honest. Well, it's gone now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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The odds are you signed into one of those "Log in with Twitter" websites and they used it to take over your account.
There is a permissions box when you use them, which say what they're requesting, and *racist remark about practices outside of the western world*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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No they don't you knob.
Stop talking nonsense.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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Cuban Sandwiches
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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I had a cuban sandwich for lunch, and it was good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Small hijack
I have some stewing steak at home, and I'm bored of just doing a standard stew with it, any other recipes I could use?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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Stick it up your bum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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And shit out a cow?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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Why would you do that?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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Why not?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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Chili con carne works well with chunks of beef instead of minced.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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Chunky chilli could be a bloody good shout, actually
Finally worked out how to get it right, so shall go for it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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it works even better with vegetables instead of dead cow
much more variety in texture and taste
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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see also lasagne
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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Vegetable lasagna is revolting.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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Nah' man, veg lasagnia is better than meat, and thats coming from someone who dines on swine.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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change that 'e' to an 'a' and i'll understand where you're coming from; but still disagree.
#ewww
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:07,
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WRONG ON THE INTERNET AGAIN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:07,
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MEAT LASAGNA IS BETTER THAN VEGETABLE LASAGNA
FACT!
IGNORE GONZ HE MAKES IT WITH SWINE!
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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I AGREE BUT VEGETABLE LAZZAGNYIA IS FAR FROM REVOLTING
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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Mine is yummy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:10,
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Swipey done a good one. I don't mind vegetable only meals at all, but don't like the meat substitutes, tofu or nut roast.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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They have their place
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15,
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I haven't tried many recently, but they were disgusting when I last had a go.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:16,
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Tofu is revolting.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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I like it in a stir fry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:21,
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Thats because it isn't food
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:22,
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tofu is gross but quorn mince is ok
however, nut roast is delicious. ignore the foodwrong frog.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:27,
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Nutroast is delicious as a side dish
TO DELICIOUS BEEF!
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:30,
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A veggie one can be good, a good meat one is better though.
See also Stroganoff - mushroom one acceptable, beef one better.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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I've had too many bad mushroom Stroganoffs to ever consider it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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mushroom and pepper goulash is a thing of beauty when done well
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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You've been brainwashed
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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Iceland veggie lasagne for one on a BOGOF offer for you and your bum friend is revolting I'm sure, but I have eaten excellent vegetable lasagne so nerr
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:11,
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Urgh. I cook, thank you very much. None of that Iceland frozen modifcations
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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Then why would you think vegetable lasagne is revolting?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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He's a shit cook
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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STRIKETHROUGH - STABBER!!!111!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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Oh yeah, bit of an old 'shitcook' is he? I see...
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15,
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I have a penchant for meat
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:23,
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Seriously - kill yourself.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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You are a fucking idiot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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I add vegetables to it, I'm not entirely a foodwrong.
But chilli requires meat, this is fact.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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Foodwrong.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:11,
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^
I always use diced beef in my chilli. Slow cook it so it's nice and tender
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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Will fry the seasoned onions & meat, then whack the lot into the slow cooker, I reckon
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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thumbs up!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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You and your deviant sexual practices
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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like you've never slipped a digit
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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Add a can of payday beer to it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:56,
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+ some shoplifted sweets.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:57,
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Oddly, chocolate and chilli go well together
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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They are a disgusting example of awful kraut food.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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sour kraut
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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