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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nigel Fridge might run for Folkestone MP next year. That would be awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
he'll be at the bleeding edge of our immigration problems

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
they should seal folkestone off in a bubble, like the simpsons movie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Do you ever visit, or do you insist Frog comes to your half flat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
i just do as i'm told

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
'Yer'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I hope he sends the Gurkhas home

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
i hope he sends all of the indians and bangladeshis home, I hate curry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
We've got the recipe now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB0ZOu_EZ2M&feature=player_detailpage#t=20
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Even for people who do like curry, we can make our own now, they've done their bit and can fuck off now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2267287
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
We don't really mind Sikhs as they just get on with it and don't throw up temples everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Also they have cool big turbans and you can imagine them weilding scimitars

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Well you never hear people complaining about them like you do the muzzers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
You'd beat him with your burgery ways.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I might let him win

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
you don't even vote!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
that is letting him win!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Come on swipe, if a man is stupid enough to be willing to go out with you and chuck it up your fanny every now and then
I don't believe he should be allowed to vote.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
but you don't mind your dad voting

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I don't always vote, but this is a conscious decision rather than lethargy and lack of interest

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
*cough*bollocks*cough*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
You are entitled to think that, I'm not interested in political debate on an autistic web forum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)

not interested in political debate on an autistic web forum a fucking spastic with no idea of how politics actually works
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Yep.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Mmmhmm

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
i see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
*clicks fingers* *waggles head*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
it's called a 'z-snap'
mmmhmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
It's called a SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF JAYSUM

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Who will you be voting for Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)
don't make him say labour

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I shall be backing Nick Clegg, he's a trustworthy chap and knows what he's talking about.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I'm voting labour.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I almost certainly will be doing this too. Except in the unlikely scenario of them doign something ridiculous between now and the election.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:13, Reply)
yep
the economy is just about recovering, let's go back to spending a shitload of money that we don't have, eh? that'll be great.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=you+are+a+fucking+idiot
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:15, Reply)
well yeah
if i lived in coventry, i'd be desperate to spend other people's money too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I honestly don't get it, in real life you seem like a nice person, clendrix likes you, and PJM used to boff you
so how can you suddenly act like such a vile, selfish cunt when you get near a ballot box?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)
meh, let them starve
might free up a few seats on the tube
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
You wouldn't - the way they spend other people's money round here is fucking stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)
i was out with a surveyor from coventry last night
what a silly accent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)
It varies across the city, but yeah, it's a bit odd
I don't sound like that, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:24, Reply)
HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Excellent search results.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Seriously, how is it recovering? You have people actually starving and being forced to rely on food parcels provided by food banks
wages are significantly down on five years ago, and government borrowing has exceeded every single target, except the for quick one he set himself two months ago, and that was some 60 billion higher than the original one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
so what would you do? borrow more to top up benefits again?
then what?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)
We're already borrowing more, you big silly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)
shush i like getting al all shouty and it's been ages
don't ruin it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Yeah get it out your system so I don't get bored with it tonight, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
one of teh gays is a rabid tory
his boyfriend works for a labour MP. so i try to avoid politics with them...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I'm going home.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah but you can't just stop it can you, the debt racked up by labour attracts interest that forces up borrowing again
adverse international economic winds have retarded growth preventing early pay off. The economy is not where they promised, but it is on the right track and needs time. Not profligate labour fuck its buying votes with borrowing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:24, Reply)
the tories suck donkey balls
but they are still better than labour.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I don't really know anyone who has been effected by the recession so it can'tr be that bad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)
a few ugly, stupid people seemed to be making a fuss
but i just sprayed a bit of chanel until the smell dissipated
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)
it's your lot you know who kick up teh biggest fuss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)
cheshire?
with the strongest tory majority in the country??

or lawyers?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)
northerns

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Well I'm fine
my wages have gone up, so everything seems to be going well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Whatever else happens, the next party will likely put interest rates up, I reckon.
Somebody's got to do it at some point and then we'll see how well this economy's recovering.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Politicians don't decide the interest rate any more

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)
/out of touch

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I think the interest rates will be pushed up half a percent, and the economy will tank again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
not directly
but their policies do. unemployment has just dipped underneath the magical 7%, so...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
but whaaaaaaaaa those jobs are part time whaaaaaaaaa those jobs are zero hour contracts whaaaaaaaa those jobs don't pay enough whaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
which is just kicking the can down the road
lower tax receipts = more borrowing = higher taxes and pension costs for your children.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)
but who cares about that when you can buy votes NOW by promising to spend

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
So... the governer of the Bank of England quickly reneged on *his* policy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)
his policy was that rates would not rise until unemployment dropped below 7%
not that rates WOULD rise when unemployment dropped below 7%
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)
this won't surprise anyone
hopefully someone will cut your hands off before the next election, so that you can't make your mark on the ballot paper.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:13, Reply)
It didn't surprise me, because he said it yesterday and I didn't care then either.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)
he's too stupid to spell X anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)
He can spell 'ex'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
most definitely without the S

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Dunno who you are, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)
OH JAYSUM U MADE ME DO A SAD :(((((((

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

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