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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't find my passport
This is bad. I might have to actually pick things up and look underneath them.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
This is bad. I might have to actually pick things up and look underneath them.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I wedge mine inbetween my copies of The Pickwick Papers and Bleak House.
That way I always know exactly where it is. Those books don't move too often.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
That way I always know exactly where it is. Those books don't move too often.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Great Expectations would be vastly improved by a good dose of shagging
Or, indeed, by being consumed and then shat out
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Or, indeed, by being consumed and then shat out
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I read the Pickpwick Papers and Nicholas Nickleby
I've started Great Expectations and Martin Chuzzlewhit but never finished them.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I've started Great Expectations and Martin Chuzzlewhit but never finished them.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Where Dickens was supposed to have written Pickwick Papers
is a chop house near my office.
Nommy chops.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
is a chop house near my office.
Nommy chops.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Dickens takes a half decent short story and pads it out by massively over describing everything.
Its painful to read.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Its painful to read.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I like the series of coincidences that all conspire to leave everything okay in the end.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
It's odd, really. Plenty of Victorian authors are perfectly legible.
Dickens seems to go out of his way to be florid. It's how I'd expect a Victorian Dozer to write.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Dickens seems to go out of his way to be florid. It's how I'd expect a Victorian Dozer to write.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
If you can get me one at the same rate I'll be most chuffed
I'm pretty sure I know where it is. Unfortunately I think I know where about a hundred others things are too "on top of my fucking passport"
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I know where it is. Unfortunately I think I know where about a hundred others things are too "on top of my fucking passport"
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
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