you mum harbored my grudge last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Stunned puts Ape on grudge list.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Bent spastic list closes all other entries to allow room for ape to expand.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Stunned adds Al to said list also.
Stunned plots revenge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I'm getting slimmer, I was wearing 30" waisted jeans yesterday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I've lost 4lbs this week
The only problem is that in order to do so I've had to replace beer with exercise.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

i'm not doing anything...so it's probably AIDS
in other news I may being staying in Norwich for a night : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Well that's obviously fantastic news
I'll show you all the places of interest, and then we can have beer for the other 59 minutes of the hour.

Is this a work thing or are you calculating minimum safe distance from the missus?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Work, some prick wants to meet first thing and it's 4 hours from home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Assuming work are paying
I recommend the Maid's Head. I've never actually stayed there myself for blindingly obvious reasons but it's a charming old building.

If you fancy a pint, let me know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

honey, he's going to break your heart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

+anal hymen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Hahaha
You really think my anal hymen survived the 90s?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Ape's might have done
though boarding school says otherwise
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Is that why you eventually settled for Frog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

At least he's coming to see me
you terrible cocktease
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)