i find that 78% of FILMS are "fucking shit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Just puts into context how awful Darth's life is.
No wonder he needs such strong medication
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Not that I'm seeing any fucking improvement
Am sliiiiiiiightly concerned that if I decide the pills are a waste of time and stop taking them my brain will explode though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)

have you considered taking dangerously more of them
or mixing them with alcohol and/or methamphetamine?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Ah you're about ready for the 'scour the internet for a more "natural" remedy' phase
Gaz me when you're ready to part with some cash
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Why do your friends hate their child? :(
Somebody I know named their kid "Jamie" (not James, just the diminutive), which I thought was crass enough.

Fucking Io? I bet Peej is kicking himself that he didn't think of it first.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Just as well Battered's parents didn't....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)

heh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I hate it when people's actual name is the diminutive version.
And it turns out I'm one of those parent pricks who prefers to use their child's full name.

I can't explain my friends' behaviour, apart from the fact he is a massive sci-fi geek.
And that, up until this child was due, they were your archetypal DINKies, who were never going to ruin their lives with parasitical creatures. They only ever post pictures of their brat and its amazing achievements on facebook now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)

That's not very encouraging, I hope I don't turn into one of them.
I really don't see why "my amazing genius kid managed to not piss in my eye when I changed his nappy. What a little Einstein!!!!" is so newsworthy, really.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Fuck you very much, then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)

My name is (technically) a dimunitive version

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:56, Reply)

eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Ah yeah, kind of.
I'd let that one go, as they are related names.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Glad to hear it
I much prefer my name in relation to the full one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Not really
Lo isn't a film or a character from a film.

I have a friend who named their child Jack. I know that its normal these days to give people the given nmae Jack but I still think it should be John.
( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Not Lo, Io.
Eye-oh.

Should be Jonathan, not John. Although I suppose John's been a stand alone name for ten or so centuries, now. I guess I'll allow it.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:35, Reply)

GOD he's sucha space-spaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I bet he could name all the moons in fucking Star Wars though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Thats no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Saturn, I think, has a moon called Phoebe.
Though I would have chosen TITAN
( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

TITAN Æ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)

It's about time we saw a return to pre-Norman invasion names.
Proper ENGLISH names, like Æthelred, instead of all this French nonsense.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Both my names are french

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Hi Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)

bonjour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Most poshos are descended from Frenchies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)

You mean like Ælfred?

( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Edith?

( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Papa?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Harold?

( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)

^ dirty old man ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Reneé?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)

*walks away*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I hate to see you go tangles...
but i love to watch you leave
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Papa?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Oh. Well they are clearly more retarded than me.

( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)