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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Enough of that tube blooblooing
Non-London B3tans.
Tell us of the REAL ISSUES affecting you today.

Stunnedposter. Tell us the tale of your kitty.

ALT. LUNCH

ALTALT. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:00, 148 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Threadstomping shitehawk
MY TIME WILL COME JAYSUM, probably in your hair, that's how annoyed I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)
shitehawk is such a great insult

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
As is mingemangler

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Dunno what it means, soz.

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merdefaucon!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
ca-CAW *plop*

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Sporters should be the authority here
but I believe it's a term of North-East derivation that means "cunt" or "bastard". Those ones are in the dictionary if it helps.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I didn't see nuffink.
Happened to me the other day too but I wasn't such a baby about it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
It's hard to muster genuine rage when your balls have been ripped off by the colossal anal vortex of some burly hemorrhoid in the alley behind G-A-Y
I expect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Ask YD
Im surprised you can muster angst between pirouettes and harberdashery
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
4REAL issues were a lack of chillies in my fridge today
I've had to use some habanero sauce in my noodles
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
arse like a Japanese flag

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
They were rather nice, if a little small
I need MOAR FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Im getting there with chilli's. I can just about do jellypinos.
Which is weird because I eat Madras and Vindaloo's a LOT.
Im not a fan of food that makes your lips sting.

Or your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Whats wrong with my arse?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Slugs are my main concern
alt: FINANCE TRAINING!

altalt: none to be seen or heard
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Have you not got rid of them yet?
You are a terrible gardener

strikethrough uphill
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
they have eggs in the soil and hatch when it rains
Slugs! Thousands of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
just throw some salt down

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
THAT KILLS THEN PLANTS YOU UTTER FUCK WIT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Calm down dear.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
i wish were as alive as Michael Winner

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
YES DEAR.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Can't believe it's 12 o'clock already.
Time certainly flies by when you're kicking over the tureens in soup kitchens.

I've been invited to an "innovation webinar". Why do you hate those Marketing pricks?
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What now?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

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Groundhog B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
stop trying to seduce stunned
alt: no dinner last night and no breakfast today = starving swipe. burrito time i think. wholemeal wrap, brown rice, black beans and vegetables with extra spicy salsa and a drizzle of sour cream.

altalt: nothing to lol about here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Mmmmm. I might do burrito's at the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
pervert^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
^ secretly turned on by jason ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
openly turned on by frog^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
god no
who told you that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
toilet wall

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
he wrote that on there himself
in my eyeliner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
he's such a pretty girl

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
he has ridiculous eyelashes
they look like he's nicked some falsies from boots
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Calf 2 does too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
i have sampled many burrito places in my time
but the best one by miles is poncho 8. utter delicious filth.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Never attempted to make them before. Thanks for the isea.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
i've made fajitas
not sure i get the difference, except that burritos are bigger and more tightly wrapped. surely they are otherwise the same.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
fajitas are open, burritos are closed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
+ PEMIS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Bad chest meant that I didn't sleep very well last night
However, after a Lucozade and a Lemsip, I'm now feeling much better.

Alt: No idea, but I will have a yoghurt to follow.

AltAlt: If you say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Man up!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Alt: Toasted cheese & onion sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
someone with breath like yours really shouldn't be allowed to eat onions

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Someone with a face like yours really shouldn't be allowed to breathe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
it took you 7 minutes to come up with
THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
common^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Meh. Whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
A good toastie is wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
The Mrs was walking back from the train station last night
about a mile from the house. The cat was walking towards her in the street.

She's all skin and bone but in pretty good shape.

It's the Mrs birthday tomorrow so that's a nice pressie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
better drown the replacement you bought her

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Giving the Doris who own cat back is a new low.
Even for you.

Still, at least you didn't waste time wrapping it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
clearly he did, and it escaped
that's why it's so thin and battered
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Stupid cat.

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"She's all skin and bone but in pretty good shape."
and the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I just ordered an extremely nerdy birthday present for a friend, but it probably won't get here in time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
^challenging for AA's anecdote crown

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He asked for REAL ISSUES, I think this qualifies.
You might like what I bought for him: www.discogs.com/Unknown-Artist-The-Legend-Of-Zelda-Melodies-Of-Time/release/1750513
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
What a shit present.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Yeah, the idea is to buy something the recipient might appreciate
At no point did I consider what you would think
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
It's all me, me, me with you, Tangers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I don't think you read my post
It's most certainly not you, you, you, Stunners
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
He's such a fucking retard

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Fucking hell.
Soundtracks alone can be pretty nerdy but soundtracks of computer games is off the scale.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Judgement Night soundtrack is one of the best ones going

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
The Katamari soundtrack is ace

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
The Bitmap Brothers soundtrack for Speedball 2 is really cool!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Nope.

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I wanted to get him this
vgmdb.net/album/404
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I bet the winters fly by.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
He must be great fun at parties.

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how sweet
you bought him a coaster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
And it wasn't the one I wanted to order
In short: bloobloobloo
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I ordered a "cigarette" roller yesterday as my rolling skills are 'shit'.
It should arrive in time for the weekend. :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Did you get the one that rolls fatter at one end?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I don't think so, though it is King Size.
Anything's a help really as I very much cannot roll.
Not even a one skinner.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
What kind of a prick can't roll a joint?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
This one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Come on then Darth.
Do your thread now.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)

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