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What have you done for me lately?OoooooooOOOOOh YEAH!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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Quite possibly. Only a sodomite would have started such a thread though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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Sodomite. You want to pull yourself into 2014 m8Sounds like a party there anyway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:01,
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+in and out of his mouthwhich is clearly what battered is picturing, right NOW.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:53,
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You're the one that had Chompy's cheesy penis in your mouth. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:07,
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So your Mrs doesn't think your banging someone else when you fail to show up? (, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:56, Reply)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:07,
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You've misunderstood JasonThis isn't unusual for you but please do at least try
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:29,
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What have you done today to make you feel proud?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:24,
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i guess that's what happens when your anal cavities are grossly extended by the perpetual scrabbling of little hamster feet and massive hamster cheeks(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:33,
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I heard the hamster fills it's mouth with cocks before being inserted for extra anal megaloz(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:35,
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i heard dozer adds jalapenos to the hamster food to make it scrabble that little bit harder and faster(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:36,
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it's where Daft Punk got their inspiration.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:39,
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this puts you in the same category as dozer, look belowgo straight to the paracetamol counter at boots. do not pass go. do not collect £200.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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I don't think your elders did Monopoly right...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:08,
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Im beginning to notice this obsession with Dozers arse and what is up it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:38,
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YM. But I didn't feel proud afterwards. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:34,
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I like turquoise nuffinks doused in issy miyiki 12 year wood(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:38,
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SO YOU'RE TIM STILTONdozer will be glad, i think it's been perplexing him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:39,
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well he can;t spell Issey Miyake so the jury's out.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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stop posting on here and walk a bit faster then....... xx(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:40,
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Train spazI'm zipping home in the sunshine with a beer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:43,
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Really? You want to open that can of worms?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:42,
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aint nothing I've not heard before!Just trying to fill the awkward silence.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:48,
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Fucking plebs fucking up the commute of those who don't give a shit if there is a strike. Cunts. Sweaty self righteous whiny cunts.
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Course he is, he's got his favourite foot to chew on again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:14,
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Fucking slow walking can't cross a road without the green man lemming cuntsNearly didn't get my train beers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:10,
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I could donkey punch several people every day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:12,
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I would like to see more cars fitted with spikes(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:14,
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I might get poison spikes in my shoes like that James Bond baddie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:15,
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I might get spikes on my cock like that porno YM was in(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:16,
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One of mine burst all over my seat, I'm sitting on "stylist"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:15,
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No one is siting next to me at the moment, leaving in four minutes so plenty of time for a rouge faced fat sweaty cunt to ooze into the next seat(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:17,
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first person to say "swipe" wins a kick in the teeth(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:19,
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Well I wouldn't say that because I quite like you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:20,
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all officially fine in the end pal cheers(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:32,
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I think so. I might vote for UKIP, I like Farage. And he hates darkies.
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and he might be standing for folkestone mp(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:43,
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What have they done to the rain?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:44,
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Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:49,
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