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DEAD CELEB UPDATEWho had Bob Hoskins?
alt. When was the last time you double booked?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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I just talked my way out of cancellation fees for a hotel booking I didn't need.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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me and the Sunderland football squad double booked your mum, but we just took turns so it was alright(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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I liked it in Spiceworld The Movie when Geri turned into him.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:36,
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And so soon after my "good to talk" thread this morning :(Alt: I am booked for up to five engagements this Saturday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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What are YOUR best Bob Hoskins moments?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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I hope this means the BBC will show The Long Good Friday again. Excellent film. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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He faked his own illness and moved to Cornwall.He's not dead, he works here in our photography department
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Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:47,
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Why don'tcha do me right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:50,
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Sub thread!www.independent.co.uk/news/education/schools/ann-maguire-killing-teachers-across-britain-reveal-horrifying-tales-of-classroom-violence-9303146.html
What's the worst bout of violence you've experienced at work?
I by bar days I had to deal with stabbings, glassings, people falling down stairs drunk, attacks with pool cues and balls (ooer)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:53,
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A teacher once threw a table at a guy in our class.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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We locked an art teacher in the cupboard for a full lesson once.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:00,
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Someone got fired for taking a swing at another team member on a works night out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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He guy weighed about 6 stone wet through tooIt was a good job he missed as he'd have been killed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:20,
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I've never been the victim of work violence.I'm as shocked as everybody else.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:20,
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I reckon he was framed!Geddit?!
Because he was in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", you see.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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shall i buy a baby budgie?i have found a local pet service that will pop in or have it if i'm working late on or holiday...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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Budgies don't need a babysitter, just give them a mirror.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:14,
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My helicopter beings all the chicks to the yard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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I had some shit noodles as I forgot my lunchI rectified this with Amstel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:20,
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It must have been on offer so you couldn't refuse(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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I had Mo Farah's autobiography and Das Boot on the go at the same time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:17,
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"A fast paced satirical look at racism at the Olympics" - Richard and Judy(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:21,
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Actually, quite an interesting readI dont normally read autobiographies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:22,
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I may have read some of the Spice Girls' and one of Jordan's...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:24,
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Autobiographies by people barely into middle age feels like cheating.Give me a good old-fashioned memoir written by some old chap shot through with bitterness over ancient rivalries and the regret of not getting enough slap and tickle.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:24,
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I was quite poor and then I got ot go to england and then I ran a lot and then got fast so I ran more I was very fast then i was the fastest the end(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I'll let you into a secretHe wins two gold medals at the end too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:40,
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"The highlight of my career was appearing as a woman and baby in an advert for broadband"(
Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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www.metro.co.uk/2014/02/10/reporter-mistakes-samuel-l-jackson-for-laurence-fishburne-live-on-air-4298799/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:15,
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Botched?www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27215508
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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Its hardly botched that he died at an execution though, is it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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I think it's more the lack of the supposed 'humane' element that qualifies it as botched.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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Is that the 'cruel and unusual' element?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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I'd like to see more botched executions in this style.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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I think they should have pop up executions. Bring some life back to the high street.(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
There should be more online ones too. E-xecutions if you will.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:53,
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There should be more in yorkshire where they suffocate the person using a sticky material.Eeeee-xecutions by gum
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I agree. Boob jobs are botched. They should bring back the guillotine. Much faster and more humane.
Possibly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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I commented on The Independent's page that it was just desserts and faced a backlashHe shot a lass and buried her alive.
Fucker deserved to have been writhing in agony.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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I woudn't wish it on anyone but he chose how he led his life.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:53,
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I would have said the same regardless of pigmentation.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:53,
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Yeah, they're all the same aren't they jase eh eh(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:54,
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Im currently trying to explain on facebook why this storywww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html
Has been designed to make people angry and incite hate. some cunt is commenting about Muslim extremists.
I doubt they will start at subway with their plans for world domination.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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Fucking savages should eat how we like it if they want to live here and claim benefits to train terrorists(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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It's not even races people are against, it's religion!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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The muslamists are a terrible race of savages and they're racist against the English (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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At least Christianity has calmed down on the whole genocide thing.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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I stopped listening to them after their 3rd album(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:19,
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People shouldn't be eating subway full stop.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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Why shouldn't Subway provide Halal meat, sorry?Or am I missing the point?
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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Because creeping Sharia(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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This is what im arguing.it's a more humane way to kill an animal.
It's more the refusal to serve pork which has people up in arms and even then ins limited stores in heavily Muslim areas.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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can;t they just convert the pigs to Islam or something?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:16,
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GENIUS!Alluh Ackbar Saddleback
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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I've got a bad feeling about this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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Halal isn't a more humane way to kill an animal.That's about the only even halfway relevant reason to argue against its introduction.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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Who gives a fuck how its killed, as long as it is quick and painless?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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I thought they stun it before the big chop?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:19,
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i don't think they have to, unlike everywhere elsei think it's supposed to be conscious
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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preferably notanyway any religion that leaks into mainstream life can take it's holy scripture and shove it up their cock end and shit out a phrophet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:21,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal
Hmm.
This also says Muslims cant kill other living things without reason.
What are all these extremist cunts doing? Their reasons are a bit transparent.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:24,
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ExactlyHalal should be phased out, not in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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because it is a barbaric process that puts millions of animals through unnecessary suffering to appease an invisible sky wizard (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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I wish it could be bacon every dayyyyyyyyy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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Well yes. However Subway is a business in the business of selling sandwiches.And some of those customers want halal.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:21,
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halal should be banned entirelySomeones religious rights do not supersede the animal's right to a humane death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:22,
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Personally, I agree with you.However Subway's entitled to do whatever they think is best for their business, within the law.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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I know, I have no issue with that at allbut the law should be changed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:28,
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A PETA spokes-horse said "WAAAH LOOK AT THE POOR FLUFFIES! :'((((("(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
GOD FORBID ANYBODY EAT A SALAD HORSES AND KITTIES AND SNUGGLY COWS VALUE THEIR LIVES AS MUCH AS YOU DO BECAUSE THEY'RE TOTALLY SENTIENT BUT NOT PIGS BECAUSE THEY'RE SMELLY
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:28,
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But if we eat all the salad, what will the cows, sheep and pigs eat? Eh? Tell me that!Won't something think of the animals?
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infidel! a jihad on your family but not YM(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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