my friend's brother got sprayed on, like a full on tomcat spray, by a tiger at the zoo
he said in his flat stockport accent, "i was just standing there, thinking 'ello mr tiger, you're very pretty', when the bastard walked up to the bars and pissed spray all over me." took 3 showers and binning the clothes to get rid of the smell, apparently.

alt: afternoon lunch at fancy bistro. tomorrow, wedding. sunday and monday, no food to make up for the first two.

altalt: none.

altaltalt: dead man's chest was ok.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

is eating no food at all not damaging?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)

i was being a bit flippant
salads and other such stuff. lucky old frog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)

im too ill to eat anything ever again im dying :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Poor Frog.
Get some vitamin c down you and sweat it out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)

he's got his orders to lock himself in the spare room at mine when i am away all weekend
and then to be better by the time i get back on sunday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

That poor room is tainted.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

She's hiding me out the way Jase, I ent got leprosy :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Hiding you away when she's not even there anyway.
I'd read between them lines m8
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

It's almost like she wants me to sleep and rest and get well, but does't want to catch it herself.
What a bitch.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

he was invited
but i declined on his behalf. weddings suck when you don't know anybody.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

and when you're ill!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

+ with G
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

ON NOES! She is too embarrassed to take Meatsnake!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I quite like all the Pirates films
including the claymation one they did.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

i love them
johnny depp is a genius. AND i've cruised around the grenadines in one of the boats that they used (an old wooden frigate, not a tacky pirate cruise. great fun, esp walking the plank or jumping off it, but fuck me not a single comfortable place to sit or lie all day)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)

These were the best Pirates movies
www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/
www.imdb.com/title/tt1266097/
( Peej, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I'm not clicking them, but I think I know what they are.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

i wish i hadn't :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Its OK you were young and needed the money

( Peej, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

I'm sure IMDB is full of NSFW links

( Peej, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I don't think it would look good if your search history included imdb links for porn films.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

My favourite pirate film was E.T
I had it on betamax.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)